Dolan

Yall fuck with KFC buffet?

“I don’t know, book it!”

Who knew 4 years ago that this innocent meme would come true, in the final ever Pac-12 Football game?

Most CFB Wins under each president: Biden: Georgia (40) Trump: Clemson & Alabama (51) Obama: Bama (100) W Bush: Boise St, OU & USC (88) Clinton: Nebraska (91) HW Bush: Miami (FL) (44) Reagan: Nebraska (83) Carter:Bama (44) Ford: OU & Bama (31) Nixon: Nebraska & Penn St (51)

“I can’t hang out tomorrow, I don’t have any clean underwear”

“I can make it to the parking garage but not home”

“It’s motor oil with a shot of espresso”

It would be a shame to let a good buzz go to waste…

Oh, what a night!

@notjeffgarreans 🗑️

What should be my go to cigarettes?

“That’s why I love blackjack!”

What’s the average vibe of a saxophone?

@Hunter_JH15 I have to respectfully disagree. I think you would make a great Tuesday Night League coach!

Twitter has been recommending coaching tweets to me the last few days (specifically, basketball) and I would just like to let the algorithm know that I do not intend to ever coach any sport ever. I would be bad at it

Is Colorado in the Midwest?

Fun fact: ~75% of all aluminum produced is still in use today #recycle

Almost drank more beers than KAT had points tonight (11)

@RileyNordstrom What’s your go to bet?

Them: “why are you so obsessed with the roulette wheel?” Me as an 8 year old: