Dylan Ressler

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Dylan Ressler

Dylan Ressler

@DolanRolan

Black Lives Matter - Molecular Biology - Being Outside he/him

Seattle, WA Katılım Nisan 2017
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Dylan Ressler
Dylan Ressler@DolanRolan·
@midaeros It'd be really convenient if there was like some recent bad press they're trying to bury. Or especially if there was some really bad stuff about that very team they don't want people talking about...
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Dylan Ressler@DolanRolan·
@benstonick They're probably going bankrupt because they refuse to take my hard earned dollars in exchange for getting blackout drunk and passing out behind the dumpster
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Ben Stonick@benstonick·
I wanted my bachelor party at Logan's because I thought I could order unlimited Rhode Island iced teas but they cut me off at two, was kinda pissed. Will miss Krystal though. Better than White Castle
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Errantly Erin
Errantly Erin@ErrantlyErin·
Clownfucker. Bug slut. 6 birds in a trench coat. Wig wall. Mmm. Sunshine catboy. Horror GM. Guy I need to meet. Foot pics. Murdererfucker. Bad anime opinions. Halloween playlist. Malewife. Hog time. Zangief's breast milk. Frog. Possum. Lips no skips. Yelling at my bad opinions.
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james stout
james stout@jamesstout·
I would simply not defend the SS
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Cal is Supplying!
Cal is Supplying!@MTGCal·
How can I tie EDH & the NFL together hmmmm
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Daniel Holt@imdanielholt·
Alex: “I know Magic things! Phyrexian, Eldraine, land, tap…” Me: “That it?” A: “Yeah, that’s all the keywords I know.” Me: “I regret to say you’ve said zero keywords.”
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MisterMetronome
MisterMetronome@mistermetronome·
Really excited to start a Magic club at my school this fall!! Thanks to @magikidsMTG for hooking us up with their starter kit!! 👀👀👀
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Swell
Swell@daniel_bucko·
I forgot to leave cookies out for Bush :/
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Dylan Ressler
Dylan Ressler@DolanRolan·
@MonkipiQuinn Just imagine I'm replying with the screenshot of when J*rdan P*terson tweeted the man milking fetish video thinking it was a Chinese conspiracy
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Chris Mooney 🏳️‍⚧️@ChrisKMooney·
Is there any way to randomly generate a card from within just a specific set? I kinda feel like doing a card-a-day for WOE. 🤔
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