@midaeros It'd be really convenient if there was like some recent bad press they're trying to bury. Or especially if there was some really bad stuff about that very team they don't want people talking about...
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Dylan Ressler
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Dylan Ressler
@DolanRolan
Black Lives Matter - Molecular Biology - Being Outside he/him
Seattle, WA Katılım Nisan 2017
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@ItsDanSheehan The Tres Amigos were Pupusas, Beer, and You all along
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@benstonick They're probably going bankrupt because they refuse to take my hard earned dollars in exchange for getting blackout drunk and passing out behind the dumpster
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I wanted my bachelor party at Logan's because I thought I could order unlimited Rhode Island iced teas but they cut me off at two, was kinda pissed.
Will miss Krystal though. Better than White Castle
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Clownfucker. Bug slut. 6 birds in a trench coat. Wig wall. Mmm. Sunshine catboy. Horror GM. Guy I need to meet. Foot pics. Murdererfucker. Bad anime opinions. Halloween playlist. Malewife. Hog time. Zangief's breast milk. Frog. Possum. Lips no skips. Yelling at my bad opinions.
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Alex: “I know Magic things! Phyrexian, Eldraine, land, tap…”
Me: “That it?”
A: “Yeah, that’s all the keywords I know.”
Me: “I regret to say you’ve said zero keywords.”
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When I say I let a guy hit because he's goofy, this is the kind of guy you should be picturing.
who, me? 🦉@mymanbpostin
This has to be the worst style trend among White guys. What are we doing as a society to let this annoying shit happen.
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@mistermetronome @magikidsMTG All the kids are gonna come back for week two with printouts of 17 lands data
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Really excited to start a Magic club at my school this fall!! Thanks to @magikidsMTG for hooking us up with their starter kit!! 👀👀👀
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@MonkipiQuinn Just imagine I'm replying with the screenshot of when J*rdan P*terson tweeted the man milking fetish video thinking it was a Chinese conspiracy
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These are actually stocks for public milking
doctor worm@awaitingtrial
*Challenges you to brutalist cornhole*
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Local Man Who Has Obviously Never Used a StairMaster Publishes a Short Story about Women and Sports
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA
I was at the gym this morning, and I couldn’t help but overhear two millennial women with tattoos on the StairMaster discussing Mina Kimes’ contract extension at ESPN. “If I had known they paid women $1.7 million per year to talk about a sport they’ve never played, I would have gone into sports media!” the blonde woman said. “I find female voices on football broadcasts very distracting,” the brunette said as she nodded in agreement. She went on to say that she wished l ESPN would just focus on the game instead of wokeness, and the blonde hinted that she might not be tuning into ESPN’s Monday Night Football as a result of Kimes’ contract. They both agreed they’d like to see more masculine on-air talents at ESPN and suggested Brett Favre as a suitable upgrade over Kimes. Could this be the beginning of the end of ESPN’s run as a major player in sports media?
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still can't believe I got away with this
I did nothing and won by default 😂
Mike - SadRobotAlters - PWP@SadRobotAlters
Round 1 win (1-0) Made a bunch of mana and copied The One Ring turn 2. Dargo went for the win on their Final Fortune turn and forgot I had protection from the One Ring. They milled out the other players, lost to Final Fortune and I won 🤔😂 we take those
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my hungry ass could never be a geologist
Science girl@sciencegirl
This is how geologists collect lava
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@ChrisKMooney If you replace the "search" in a scryfall url with "random" it does that
scryfall.com/random?q=set%3…
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Is there any way to randomly generate a card from within just a specific set? I kinda feel like doing a card-a-day for WOE. 🤔
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@ToriMakal @MakalMakal I am always asked to run the ICP-MS and my answer is always the same:
"woop woop"
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