Kungaloosh!

@Luismeguti @isaacrrr7 Hahahaha fuck off guy

@isaacrrr7 Todos los estupidos que se ríen de la muerte de este hombre. Que jamás pagaron dinero alguno para mantener la naturaleza. Que mandan matar a animales para que ellos se alimenten. Pero como no lo ven se sienten superiores. Y que la humanidad es lo q es gracias a comer carne ……

¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría! Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia. Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo.

@isaacrrr7 Fuck yea!

@LorcanaVillain Hi! I know you’re probably not doing last weekend set champs decks but had to take the chance to share mine. Longtime bridesmaid but never the bride - finally took the title. Trailside Games & Hobbies in Matthews, NC. Tigger was the star of the deck.

It's Set Championship Showcase time! If you win a Promo, post a non blurry, Dreamborn image of your list with your name/placement/LGS in the title! If you have photos of you flexing the prizes or just hanging with friends that you'd like to submit for the Gallery, please include those here too! Once again the Wrestling Belt Playmat Challenge is in effect, let's see those cocky poses. #lorcana

@coflorcana Hot dog!

I’ve never made top cut in an event before today, AND I got the mat!

@CdnKroops @jdrr_lorcana I just can’t get onboard with Cheshire. Belle just feel better

List I ran in Calgary. The JDRR special aka bird is the word

@LorcanaHabibi I like your style. Been trying to work him in but I’m missing my lines… him into demona. Nice!

If you’re complaining about Dogs and aren’t playing 2+ marshmallow, I don’t way to hear it. I chose not to play dogs this set since I assumed field would play this… but no one is? #lorcana

@cmclymer I mean duh

We warned y’all. We were quite clear about this.

@gtconway3d Like for reals for reals?

They're starting to turn on him in a way we've never seen before.

@CatLover56577 FIV sucks!

noodle lost her battle to FIV mutation today, it feels like nobody else really cares but me but she was an amazing girl and deserves more mourners. she was only 3 :(

@MichielP7 Coaching or a guide coming?

Winterspell master! I’ve kept working on my Ruby Amethyst decklist and reached master rank last night. 🔥

@themoviedadsc That’s the dream. 3 years to go

POV: You're 46 and just told your job you're retiring, leaving management (all 55+) stunned as they're all still trapped from inflating their lifestyles while you diligently lived below your means and aggressively invested in index funds for past 25 years.

@TheLongInvest $snow $mrvl $glw

What position can you not buy enough of right now?

I went to the shelter yesterday to look at dogs. Our sweet dog died 6 weeks ago. A woman came in with a two week old kitten who was bottle fed- she could not keep him due to work and she had no choice but to bring him in. They let her know kittens were put down immediately due to lack of staff unable to bottle feed. Meet Mango. He is two weeks old, his motor is insanely loud and he eats like a champ. I do not need another cat but the cat distribution system felt otherwise. 🧡

why does @littlecaesars call em hot n ready when they don’t ever have any ready? 🙃🙃

@carlquintanilla You’re the man!

Monday - Send more troops Tuesday - Say we’re ending war Wednesday - Send more troops Thursday - Say ending war Friday - Send more troops Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf

@TheLongInvest I will load up nvda at 120

$NVDA below $120 $GOOG below $200 Save your cash for it

@buccocapital Buying the wrong stocks

Looking at every single stock purchase I’ve made in the last 6 months

@CaesarCapitalz No $glw?

Here’s first list if you missed it! $LITE $COHR $AAOI $AXTI $LASR $POET $CIEN

Photonics: the hidden backbone of next gen AI. Thread on 7 stocks riding the optics wave in 2026: 1) $MRVL - Marvell Technology: Silicon photonics and 1.6T optical DSP leader. Powers multi rack optical scale-up for hyperscale AI data centers. Showcasing Photonic Fabric & light engines at OFC 2026 (post Celestial AI acquisition).

@KurtSupeCPA That’s why you don’t have kids. Keep it all yourself

Couple comes in for their annual review. $2.8 million. Well invested. Solid Pension. Completely on track. I ask the question I ask everyone. "How is your daughter doing?" Mom's face changed first. Their daughter is 39. Hasn't asked for anything. Never complained. But she's been in the same apartment for six years. Daycare alone is $1,800 a month. Down payment feels impossible. Dad said "we always figured she'd get it eventually." I pulled up a simple chart. Statistically they live to 88. She inherits at 56. Maybe 60. At 60 her own retirement is eight years away. The money that could change everything at 39 arrives when her finish line is already close. Neither of them had ever seen it framed that way. The annual gift exclusion is $19,000 per parent per child. They can move $38,000 a year to her. No gift tax. No estate implications. Over ten years that's $380,000 transferred while they're healthy enough to watch it matter. Dad looked at his wife. "Why are we waiting?" Most families leave everything at death because nobody showed them the math of giving it while they're alive.

@TheCinesthetic Pete’s dragon

What is a movie that "broke" you so hard you can only watch it once, but you would still recommend it to everyone?