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DollMaidCrystal.bsky.social

@DollMaidCrystal

30-something | Rubberdoll | Not an RP account, just blogging about a very unique, kinky life

Katılım Mart 2021
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DollMaidCrystal.bsky.social@DollMaidCrystal·
Farewell, birdsite. You can still find me where the skies are blue.
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I think four years of watching Twitter go downhill is a good time to say goodbye to this place.
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Mistress Aspyce: Can you hold this pizza while I drive home? Me: Ooh. Warm lap pizza on a cold day. Wait. I can make this better. *Turns up the heated leather seats.* Me: *Happy doll noises as I snuggle into my seat* MMmm. Now I'm a toasty car panini!
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The next installment of The History of Sissy Maids is up! This time, we cover the original French maids (who are one-liner dropping badasses) and early sissy maids (who Mozart dedicated an entire aria to). fetlife.com/users/9590495/…
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The algorithm isn't encouraging us to be the worst version of ourselves, like people say. It's encouraging us to be the simplest, most easy to understand version of ourselves. A version of humanity without nuance or depth. I actually find that more disgusting. 4/4
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The algorithm is specifically looking for words, formatting, and images that would appear in smut that appeals to the widest possible audience. "Stereotypical porn" basically. My entire deal is showing the full, rich lives of extremely kinky people. That is discouraged. 3/
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Before the politics mess, the freak out over outbound links (which I've known about for a long time), and the stupid Grok AI thing, I started moving away from Twitter for a different reason: The "Stay in Your Lane" algorithm. 1/
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📺: Good Girl. A fragrance by Carolina Herrera. Woman at the bar: Who'd want to wear something called "Good Girl"? It's so condescending! The sissy being very quiet at the other end of the pub: Errrr... 🥵
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Mistress Aspyce: Now bend over and prepare for *squeak!* Me: ❓😕 Mistress Aspyce: "Squeak?" 🐶: This the part where we play with toys on shiny person's butt, right? I even brought toy. *Places plush koala on my butt* 🧸: *squeak* Mistress Aspyce: NO DOGS IN THE DUNGEON!
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Wait. I'm not approachable? Since when? Is it because I'm too much of a "kinky visionary"?
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I can’t believe how fast this place is dying off. All I’m seeing in my “Following” feed anymore is brands and cosplayers.
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Snapshot into daily life with my sub. She needs her daily puppy pills and I give her something to wash them down
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She's not kidding, either. I had a conversation where someone tried to convince me that anything penned by Mozart was the worst operas. (Felt a little smug I could counter with some truly trash 19th century operas he didn't know anything about.)
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Opera heads are so scary. If you tell an electronic music guy you love a terrible Vegas DJ named Laauderbläst they’ll be like “ahaha wow! Lemme show you what I like” but if you tell an opera guy you like literally any opera they’ll be like “oh, so the worst opera? Lol”

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🐶: Grrr. Woof! Me: Dog, it's early. It's early and it's snowing. How about you jump into bed and cuddle for a while instead of woofing me awake? 🐶: *Jumps into bed* 🐶: Grrr. *PAW SLAP! PAW SLAP! PAW SLAP!* Me: I'm awake! I'm awake! I'll take you for a walk! Knock it off!
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This week’s blog post reveals the origin of sexy French maids and sissy maid tropes. It’s mostly about Commedia dell’Arte. People go to Fetlife all the time for Commedia dell’Arte content, right? fetlife.com/users/9590495/…
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I’m going to say it: “Marry Me Chicken” is just butter chicken made with Italian spices and served over pasta. I like butter chicken and pasta, but I’m not going to pretend it’s a new dish.
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