Dolphinpuss

I seriously dont get why fighting is illegal like yall want to put bitches in cuffs so bad

What did bed bugs do before beds

I know adding the decimal to your dick size as a man feels like trying to get extra credit on homework you wrote bullshit on last period to finish it

Im a very big fan of hoes actually i think theyre more tolerable people than anyone else

Why am i highkey a tsundere with everyone in my life

@kittenlover361 No hag

Am i allowed to get a squishy at almost 20 years old

Hiding a receipt in a joint and letting two guys do a rotation w it to slowly transition them

Starting to get in tune with hairy armpit fetishes

@remfreak You need to be slaughtered and deprived of food and water beforehand

i look so cute in roblox-

@diotimacorina This would be funny asf if this trend was about not liking kids and thinking that the boy is an annoyance and sight for sore eyes

your fat balding manlet of a husband will be all day away at work or buying viagra pills at the gas station, all while the neighbor's 19yo boy to whom you teach piano lessons looks at you like this, if his eyes are not following your hands or getting shyly mistaken upon your bust

@baddergalbinka Do you think he does the voice mid doggy style

@sneptail Imagine your grandson having a camera man angle a camera at his ass while your laying next to him

twitter gays never fail to impress me because why are you thirst trapping with ur granny

@Susann_oxx Theyre correct

Do men really think women get turned on by having their boobs sucked?😂

@crucifiedzmbie Yall are gonna get herpes

@kurikurikurikos ooo shiiii👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

@mrsmabuka I was so confused abt ts bc the two girls look exactly alike

the two twitter drama of this week

@polkadoodledot Kill myself

what would you do if you woke up looking like me

Gay dudes need to fire their camera men for their porn the camera work is always shit

@pippypillow @FardPoopAlt @bigenderanged What other option is there

@Dolphilpuss @FardPoopAlt @bigenderanged Over licking it up off the ground😭😭😭😭

i dropped my fucking cart

Someone turning the light on in my room where ive already established a zen feeling makes me actually want to kill them with my bare hands and bite down on there neck and shake like a rabid animal