Dominic Burford

My favourite is "you were involved in a car accident within the last five years!" Gosh how did you know..... Put through to supervisor... Play a bit slow give details of the other car ...playing it out really doddery old man style... Red bonnet, blue doors etc ....."must have been an old car" yes...... Didn't see a number plate.... "Maybe not insured etc, it's ok we can help"....... "Any one in the car with you" yes grandson.... He was ok but shook him up a bit.. "did they stop" ... No drove on. "Where did this happen/" at the amusement park on the dodgems ...... Usually just hang up but have been called a few names ... Record is 30 mins.

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.” The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

Aye...

Buachaille Etive Mòr is quite possibly the most photographed mountain in Scotland and for good reason, what a beaut!

Hahaha Did you do this?