Makurdi 😐

Believe in Something. 😐

@MurEdb3exnRWRbM Investment or the most important to avoid risk, pay attention to the changes in the hot plate, do not be too silent profit accidentally behind is the abyss

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@MurEdb3exnRWRbM Morning: I'll buy the dip. Midday: I'll sell the rip. Close: I'll delete my account and go stack shelves at Coles. Wait, Coles dropped today too? Fine, Woolies it is

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GRV criticized the Lagos monthly sanitation, and people actually brought clean selling points on how he is right. Politics is crazy.

I think "terms and conditions" are intentionally made to be complicated and bore you into just accepting whatever terms they ask for. Check Moniepoint T&C page and see an example.

@osazenoo Good thing the millions are living in Nigeria too.

Next election will be between millions of Nigerian Students VS Obidients.

@OsosaChris The economy is breathing well, aye??

OBJ spent $60Billion in 8 years to defend the naira against the dollars. Yar'dua spent $58Billion/Jonathan $145Billion in 8 years to defend the naira against the dollars. Buhari spent $125Billion in 8 years to defend the naira against the dollars. Tinubu has spent $0 dollars in defending the naira against the dollars. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is making the hard decisions that will give the nation structural stability in true growth that will be sustainable. This is the true definition of nation building. The Renewed Hope Agenda of Mr President will birth a new Nigeria redefined in national growth and prosperity. Thank you Mr. President for your courageous leadership!

@a_idume Political Twitter no dey understand sarcasm

“You won’t see them here o, but when it’s time to spread bad news about Nigeria, you will see them.”

@carterefe__ Better not be someone's rice farm.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Dj tunez💔💔💔

@opraf59 @osazenoo That's not their business.

@osazenoo With all those so called achievements, what do they really mean if insecurity takes over? After bandits destroy lives across the state, the same people will still point to those ‘achievements’ while the people suffer.

1. Increased allocations to states. 2. Increased allocations to your local governments 3. No ASUU strike in 3 years 4. NELFUN to over 2 million students 5. Single digit food inflation 6. Private sector recording unprecedented profits 7. Improved security allocations and architecture 8. Improved electricity supply 9. External reserve gone up to $50 billion 10. Zero fuel queues 11. Improved passport system 12. Improved international image 13. Landmark projects like Lagos-Calabar coastal road, Sokoto-Badagry highway, federal roads construction all over the country, lagos international upgrade, seaport upgrades, mini solar grids in federal hospitals and universities across the country, improvement of power transmission from 4,000 MW 2023 to 8,000 MW before December 2026. To name a few

@Dr_Zebulun @osazenoo @Abzad_13 Hold fire.

@osazenoo @Abzad_13 .. tell that to people in jos who were k!lled because of insecurity and you have the guts to add Security as how na? If not that you’re an id!ot and heartless. Kidnapping has become order of the day. Should I go on?????

@UPTOWNPPLE @Sistaliano They are infecting you with STD

@Sistaliano Na their ladies dey share stds for island here. Come to orchid and Ikota villa down to Sangotedo in lekki. They’re seriously infecting us with STDs

Many people would have noticed that I was not as fiery as before when it comes to bigotry and tribalism, especially attacking some bad elements among the Igbos who will never stop denigrating the Yorubas and Yoruba land. It’s because some people I respect reached out to me. You can’t deny the fact that there are some Igbos who do not support the madness of a few fools among them, and I toned things down. But then I saw this post today and felt insulted. So with this kind of post, I’m announcing that I have fully returned to speaking strongly again. I can’t keep quiet and watch my tribe being denigrated and insulted. I’m sorry in advance to those I might offend. But if you’re truthful to yourself, you won’t be proud of the post below. So I’m fully back. As far as I’m concerned, Yoruba first.

@Owiggy_ I dey similar situation. I don leave am rest.

Imagine say you dey with your babe and one side babe message you say she don get belle. Side babe wey you know say nothing go make you raise pikin with her, watin you go do at that moment? Make i learn from seniors🤣🤣

@Big_marvis This won't get him votes.

I challenge anyone: bring forward a credible scandal or report showing Bola Ahmed Tinubu embezzled public funds—whether as governor, senator, or president. Let’s deal in facts, not assumptions. Please include the amount.

@adeosunm You are not a northener

It's easier for a camel to pass through a needle eye than for Northerners to EVER go for Obi/Kwankwaso ticket. History don't forget or is it the same Northerners that have been called derogatory names, regarded as 'cows' that would now vote Obi. Be realistic and don't be fooled!

I don't think motivational quotes works like we think. It's just an alcohol of the mind. Too much of it leaves you too positive that you lose touch of existing reality. When it clears, you'd see that nothing really changed, you'd feel lower than you were. Sorry.

@drealbigvirg Omo.

@SashaPofficial Oh! You are the lady that sang Adara??

There are very few things a walk can't fix!

@SashaPofficial You trek??

@OpeBee This looks like a promise.

If you are in Nigeria, you will most likely we picked up soon

@Dongarrus1 Imagine being IPOB and Muslim 😂😂

First, they denied we exist. Then, they said we're paid to become Muslims. Now, they're claiming the rise of Igbo Muslims will bring Sharia law. Which way my people