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@Scaramucci Anthony if there are more Republicans like you in the US they need to get out in the public domain and convert the MAGA people back to normality.

Everybody hates Donald Trump. -Melania. -His children. -The grandkids find him weird. Honestly, he is weird. He has orange makeup on, lifts in his shoes, the girdle on some days. He has to be the king of every single moment. You cannot tell him something he doesn't know or else he'll flip out. You can never be perceived as knowing something better than him. It all fits the same pattern of narcissism, but here's the other side. He can be charming. He can be gracious. He is the most powerful man in the world, yet still desperate to be accepted by people with real history behind them.

@Peter_Fitz The Aussie version of D.O.G.E

In sum, gutter-level Trumpism.

@cheryl_kernot Lots of hills on the Streets of San Francisco 😁

Trump’s fuel saving tip: “Only drive downhill whenever possible!” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

@JohnCleese Another great fuel saving tip is to make your car more aerodynamic by sticking on sleek fibreglass bits and pieces to make it swoosh through the air thus reducing drag improvement in efficiency.

I love "Only drive downhill whenever possible"

@PhillipAdams_1 He's sleep working.. It's possible to do. Every so often throughout the day taking micro sleeps. Then by nightfall he's refreshed and awake ready to send multiple tweets and posts on social media until 3 in the morning.

Don’t disturb him. Every time he wakes up, he goes to war with someone else.

@SarahLongwell25 Of course it’s his real body in the AI world. In the real world it’s his fantasy body.

I’m not an AI expert, but I don’t think that’s Trump’s real body.

@JaneCaro Why not. It would give @ComedianJonas new material to work with.

Yikes!

@MurrayWatt I thought the Department of Climate Change would have resolved the climate crisis by now. They need to hurry up and build a giant ice machine to cool the earth down. The same machine can also be used to cool down Barnabas Loins.

BREAKING: Barnaby Joyce says One Nation would demand the Liberals “get rid of the Department of Climate Change” as a condition of supporting them to form government. With the Liberals unable to form government without One Nation, if you vote Liberal, this is what you’d get.

@aintscarylarry Let him shoot off into space. NASA can put him on a one way rocket to Jupiter.

trump, on being an astronaut: “You have to be very smart” (automatic disqualification) & “I would’ve had no trouble making it, I'm physically very, very good.” Yo #BLOTUS, just because you’re the right size & shape to be a planet doesn’t mean you’d make it in the space program.

@PhillipAdams_1 I think I might have spotted Waldo in the crowd having a pint.

I was there with my old mate John Howard

@Loud_Lass At least the plane wasn't gifted from Qatar.

Con air Caption this #auspol

@MurrayWatt Battlers from Blacktown bemused a politician is gifted a plane from a billionaire.

One Nation - for billionaires, not battlers.

@spenderallegra @QuentinDempster The gas didn't stand a chance against the might of the PM. The tax is lax.

Really disappointing that the government is apparently ruling out reform of taxes on our gas exports. The PRRT isn’t working. Australians aren’t getting a fair share from their own resources. We urgently need reform.

@10NewsAU At least the plane wasn't gifted from Qatar.

Pauline Hanson has brazenly accepted a $1.5m private plane ‘gift’ donated by Australia's richest person, Gina Rinehart. For the full story: 10.com.au/news/national/…

@AndrewMortime @Peter_Fitz The same applies to Labor. Australians know a fractured government when they see one. As soon as any cracks appear in the ALP, boom they're out.

@DomV3 @Peter_Fitz Thats a very fair point. Touche.

And yet what is the point, if you carry yourselves in a way you're never going to actually form government. You can have committee meetings up the Wazoo, pass resolution, pull off Machiavellian manoeuvres, and all the rest - but with no chance of government, WHAT IS THE POINT?

@AndrewMortime @Peter_Fitz Question is does Australia need a fractured coalition in government again? If they can't sort out their problems they'll be voted out yet again.

@Peter_Fitz Hey Ferdie and Fitzy, You are both completely wrong. You are talking about Labor and the Greens. Since 1950, for every 1 year of federal Labor, there has been 2.2 years of LNP. Get ready for the next coalition government.

@PhillipAdams_1 Would be even happier days if Ritchie and the Fonz were invited to meet the president.

Happy days

@JonathanPieNews Maybe one day Hollywood will make a movie about it. Enemies At The Strait. Sponsored by BP.

Sounds about right.

@MikeCarlton01 Keystone cops did their darnedest to apprehend the amateur assassin.

Tempting, I know, but I can’t believe the latest Trump assassination attempt was a staged fake. You’d need too many people involved in the plot; a leak would be inevitable. That said, bet your life Trump and his oily toadies will seize on it to further crush American democracy.

@PhillipAdams_1 Keystone cops did their darnedest to apprehend the amateur assassin.

Some more reluctantly, Mr. Carl my comes to the same conclusion.