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I think if 13 year old me could know what I do for a living, 13 year old me would be so happy <3

the third one 😭😭

@treyeje lmaoooo i do need to get that one actually, i doubt there’s a 4k of it yet but there should be

@DomesticRodent i don’t see the live action cat in the hat movie anywhere on this list? everything okay?

had to do it to em

@Lil_Uber that’s what i’m saying bro 😭😭😭😭

@DomesticRodent It recommends people I havent spoken to in like 8 years and I’m like wtf

the way that tiktok gives away your tiktok account to anyone with your number is like genuinely the absolute worst most insane most invasive anti privacy thing in the entire world and i hate it so so much

@Dantecredle don’t let me near a steelbook sale

@DomesticRodent Steelbook sale would have been fire too

like why is betty from 10th grade viewing my profile gang??? can we let me exist in my own little bubble away from every single individual who’s ever known me, ever??? this why you can’t have a family in one city and a different one 10 miles away in another city anymore ffs

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

if I laid an egg once i don’t think id mention it. maybe under my breath at a party a few years later

i support abortion because i shouldve been aborted

The craziest part about Donald Trump threatening to bomb Iran’s power plants and bridges is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

@possiblyeve yes

is The Drama really that good should i see it

@notbecck an angel losing its wings

I think I wanna take my septum out

It’s a sci-fi game like it already appeals to anybody who is interested in sci-fi 😭

Gaming has gotten so atrocious that people are fondly reminiscing on completely generic, unspectacular PS360-era skyboxes

whole time i’m like this

i genuinely love going to gamestop nowadays cause it’s always a 35 year old dude working there who tells you things with absolute certainty that are just patently false. i was at GS the other day and bro told me GTA 6 is confirmed to be $120 and you need to upload ur ID to play

Getting a 4K player and an OLED really opens your eyes to how streaming services just completely butcher movies with compression lol

i thought this was a translated tweet for a second