Dominic Beesley

So, I've got an announcement - I went and wrote a middle-grade book, and it's out next month on the 1st of April. Before you rush off to preorder it (which you can do at audible.co.uk/pd/Pure-Imagin…, by the way), just sit and admire that cover, by Mark Beech. Isn't it beautiful?

Can we have Seth Meyers showing up next time? #SNLUK #righteouskill

Looking forward to #WeekendUpdate next, I need to know what BTS have been up to #SNLUK

@scottygb The real Balamory fans prefer the Big Finish audio dramas about PC Plum

Enjoying that BBC iPlayer has separated Balamory into two different eras like they did with Doctor Who.

Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths

John Hannah will return for ‘THE MUMMY 4’. In theaters on May 19, 2028. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

@scottygb I’m loving it - Al Nash’s Captain Birdseye was a definite highlight

What is everyone's thoughts so far then #SNLUK

There’s already been an Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace mention, so I think it’s safe to say this isn’t too American #SNLUK

Looking forward to hearing Alan making one of these ‘jokes’ tonight: “Let’s see who wilted under the pressure” “I want a bunch of flowers, not a bunch of excuses” “You were blooming rubbish” “I’ve seen more life in a pile of astroturf” #TheApprentice

Mr Blobby returns home following his arrest.

Happy Valentine's Day 🥰 Last year, Joshua Saunders set a record for the most kisses in 30 seconds by a pair with his partner, Jenny 😘

“Are you a child of divorce?”

@nerdoftherings1 @wemby Pattern

I’ve seen so many posts talking about Henry Cavill playing someone in the Cosmere. The real question is…who the heck could @wemby cameo as?

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun? [the fifth little monkey]:

@BrandSanderson @THR

Brandon Sanderson’s Literary Fantasy Universe ‘Cosmere’ Picked Up by Apple TV (Exclusive) hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n… via @thr

Now I need to know how they handled the Blip on Corrie. Did Roy Cropper get turned into dust?

I just need Stephen and Rachel to stick together one last time #TheTraitors

I just hope we get a slowed-down piano version of Sperber Wuh Wuh Wuh before this is over #TheTraitors

Rachel’s so good, I’m even starting to believe she might have been a Faithful the whole time. #TheTraitors

I don’t understand how they keep track of who everyone voted for each night. I cant remember what I had for dinner yesterday #TheTraitors

This is turning into one of the Welsh series of I’m A Celeb. I’m expecting Ant and Dec to turn up any second now. #TheTraitors