Don Corleone

This David Luiz’s insane long range goal vs Basel in the 2013 UEL semi-final, man. Even Salah couldn’t believe it. Lampard already knew what David Luiz was capable of and decided to let him take the shot.

what is the saddest truth about life?

Anonymous I work the night desk at a rundown motel. $39 a night. Cash only. Man checked in at midnight. Paid for one night. Looked exhausted. Next morning found him in the parking lot. Sitting in his truck. Engine running. Hose from the exhaust. I ran. Ripped the door open. Pulled him out. He fought me. “Let me go. I have nothing left.” Called 911. Stayed with him until they came. Paramedics took him. Psychiatric hold. Found his room key in the parking lot. Went to his room. Suicide note on the bed. Addressed to his kids. He’d lost everything. Job. House. Family. Couldn’t see a way forward. Visited him at the hospital every day. Brought food. Sat with him. “Why do you care? You don’t even know me.” “Because you’re here. And that means something.” Two weeks later, he got out. Had nowhere to go. Gave him a job. Night maintenance at the motel. Let him stay in a room. Six months later, he was managing the place. I’d trained him. Trusted him. Three years later, he bought the motel from me. I was retiring anyway. Last week, drove by. Sign out front: “Second Chance Inn.” He’d repainted. Fixed it up. Made it nice. Called me. “Half the rooms are permanent housing. For people like I was. People who need somewhere to start over.” He’s housed forty-seven people in two years. Suicide hotline number on every room phone. “Because a night clerk grabbed me out of a truck and refused to let me disappear.”

I feel like the people experiencing the most hardship in Nigeria aren’t even on twitter.

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The constant pumping of music into every public space, every idle second of sport, every supermarket and café, speaks to an underlying sickness, a kind of cultural mental illness. As a society we are allergic to silence, terrified of spending even one second with our own thoughts

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Chelsea won the Champions League in 2012, and the Europa League in 2013. Technically, they were the current champions of both competitions for 10 days.

You wanna see the haircut you didnt pay for??

Federico Valverde 👏🔥