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I'm confused about the #SAVEAct. Do I have to bring my license AND birth certificate to the polling station? Or as a man, can I just grab my crotch and spit on the ground?

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. yahoo.com/news/articles/…

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@blackbulldr @wjxt4 Prove it, you stupid cunt

The Atlantic Beach Police Department is reminding beachgoers to keep their dogs on a leash after a dog ate 23 baby sea turtles as they emerged from their nest. news4jax.com/news/local/202…

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@MarkHamill That's every politician. Trump just happens to admit it 😂🤣😂

I love it when he accidentally tells the truth. 😍

@BentleyAudrey Get high and watch A Trip to Infinity

Alright folks…recommend me some documentaries that will fuck my brain up.

@RealJGBanks Yes. But I started at $10k. Magic of the market 😉

How many people have small accounts under $2,500? Hit the “❤️” I want to help you $SPY $SPX $VIX

@tradingchik That's why I'm a 1DTE trader

My option trading strategy: 1. See a 0dte yolo on twitter 2. Buy it 3. Option goes down 4. Average down 5. Realize it is a bad trade 6. Full port 7. Expires worthless 8. Add funds to account 9. Repeat

@Anthony_Stars_R @BullTradeFinder Interested in your strategy

@BullTradeFinder Wait for the perfect setup and go all in. Kidding. $500 per day is quite feasible using my strat on $SPY options. Would be possibly even faster in futures. Good risk managment and clear profit targets.

You have one month to turn $2,500 into $10,000! How do you do it? 👇🏼

@iluminatibot 3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time Get low, get low [6x] To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall) 'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)

@thevivafrei Oldboy (the original from 2003, not the remake)

Best plot twist movies ever? (don’t give spoilers, just a list)

@JakeSnakeDDT Bam Bam Bigelow?

I’ll quote tweet the first correct answer

@th3j35t3r Brah, you can finally get your blue checkmark without giving your name!

This a whole new brand of comedy never seen before!