Don Drayper
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Don Drayper
@DonDrayper57
Alter Ego so I can have an outlet for the real me. 5 Star Suite with some scotch is where I feel at home. World Traveller and Adventurer for Hire. #saudade
My Heart is in Seoul. Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@The_Charlie_Z I bet that gets annoying. the internet must be so different for women than men
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Uses no punctuation and never signs emails. #ThingsTomBradyDoes
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Doesn't make eye contact with baristas at #Starbucks #ThingsTomBradyDoes
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Only talks to his kids' friends if they are in the popular group in class. #ThingsTomBradyDoes
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Before we do this, I just need to tell you... I had Chipotle 6-8 hours ago. So... get excited for that. #ThingsNotToDoOrSayDuringSex
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O.M.G like you and your dad look SO MUCH alike...everywhere.
#ThingsNotToDoOrSayDuringSex
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No don't be embarrassed it's cool, your aunt's sex farts were way smellier anyway. #ThingsNotToDoOrSayDuringSex
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Relish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner #condimentasong
#doublewhammy
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