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Jay
@DonDubious
Aspiring Hermit. Freedom, Guns and general fuckery. Expert on ghosts at Lake Lanier. I probably won't read your reply.
Appalachia Katılım Aralık 2014
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Please join me in wishing @DonDubious a Happy Birthday.
They grow up so fast… well, some of them do…
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@DownGrayedd @DonDubious Happy birthday man!!!
Best video on all of X
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@DownGrayedd @DonDubious HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Many Many More To Come !
We don't deserve you, brother !
🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳
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I’m petty af when it comes to boycotting brands.
Remember @Gillette “men, we need to do better?” commercial? You know, the one from 2019? Yeah. That one. Haven’t spent a dime on their products since.
@NFL @NBA @MLB and @NHL along with anyone remotely involved in their organizations can all line up to lick my taint.
Oh, and fuck @sigsauerinc
PoIiMath@politicalmath
It's funny to me what experiences cause people to abandon a brand Ten years ago, I was taking my kids to the beach. I stopped by Jersey Mike's to grab some food for the fam. They took my order but neglected to mention that they had just taken a 20 sandwich order from the guy in front of me. I had already paid. I waited for my food. I checked on my kids (still in the van). I waited. I asked how long. They said "almost". It was not almost. It took 40 minutes. My kids were crying. The entire trip was ruined. I have not been back to Jersey Mike's. I will never go back x.com/SandyofCthulhu…
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I can only QT. I guess since I don't pay Elonk anymore I lost my green card
Today’s Tom Sawyer@TommyFaceOnFire
Alright. Let’s see what’s up.
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@joelgaines If you have a layover in Cleveland be true to try one of their Cleveland Steamers. A local delicacy 🤌🏻
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@manhattanmaker @KevinIsInsideU @HardPass4 At least he finally made it out of the Clermont Lounge. Those were rough times
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“My mutual was formerly promiscuous.
I was a virgin.”
~ @manhattanmaker discussing @HardPass4 @ Farmageddon
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@Oilfield_Rando Do not put a “baby on board” sticker on your vehicle, for the love of God.
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I’ll never understand bumper stickers.
Why tell strangers anything about you? Why volunteer that information?
rocket appliances@BlindOnUni
Dudes will say shit like this and then have a Gadsden flag sticker on their shitty pick up truck
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@HardPass4 I remember the first time you drove down that road. I thought I was coming upon someone's lost grandma.
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How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend?
Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?
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Jay stays off the TL for the most part so he can focus on his work and family. He drops in on the GC to say hi to the boys. But when he does hit the TL, he drops truth. Hard.
Be like Jay.
Jay@DonDubious
@MurrayHillGuy1 Cause we was banging and slanging at 20. If you are still going out partying every weekend at 34, it's because you are partnerless and childleas and maybe need to look in the mirror. Clubbing in your mid thirties is -rep and hella cringe
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@DonDubious @MurrayHillGuy1 We thought we were living the dream, because we were.
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@DonDubious @MurrayHillGuy1 At 34 I had two kids and a wife to support. That wasn’t a LARP. The time we spent together were some of the best moments of my life.
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"I'm sorry officer, I couldn't see due to the slushie on my windshield."
"Ok... But why is he also shot in the head?"
"...I was carrying a P320"
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld
Man's decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭
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