Sour Patch Babe ❤️‍🔥💥

He actually called to tell me he had to cancel cause it’s his dad’s birthday, and he forgot to get him a gift but got me one. I was completely cool cause I found out last year each of our bdays are 3 days apart.

My friend came venting to me about how he can’t handle anymore friends in his circle 😂😂😂 he says “I’m done, you were the last person to make the list.”

@tieshatwo I started noticing my eggs were bright yellow months ago and changed, if it not orange I refuse

I’m so bougie about my eggs but once you stop eating yellow yolks you can’t go back. It’s so gross 😭

@therealkimj When they saw mom and dad go to the bathroom and clothes the door, and tell them they need privacy lol

it’s so cute when toddlers go behind tables/couches/chairs to poop for privacy like when did you decide you needed to be alone for that

@delkickz @Shopify They can’t do anything for you unfortunately

someone from @Shopify help. i already gave this dude a refund and now he’s charging back again?? this is ridiculous and straight fraud. How is this even possible. @Shopify

My mama just asked me for my wig so she can go to her citizenship ceremony

Every year first thing in the morning my friend has called me to sing happy birthday, or sends me a voice note of her singing and wishing me well. What do I look like accepting less than that from a man 😂

@jiggyjayy2 If it helps wash your hair from the back of that makes sense. I’ve never gotten bc but I’m confused how that happens… like that but I’m not a professional lol.

When my obgyn told me to try to avoid washing my hair in the shower because it can cause BV if the shampoo/conditioner water gets in ya vag, i truly just gave up being a woman

Sorry but “I hope you die” slips out of my mouth to easily when I get mad. That’s why I walk always during arguments cause how do you take something like that back.

5 minutes before my birthday I put myself on dnd or shut off my phone until that night

I am ashamed to say I have not had sex with any women recently cause I feel my fingers will cramp up fast.

The older I get the more I see that men are ready and willing to kill their wives.

Y’all I lost my rose somewhere on my bed but couldn’t find it for the life of me. So I tried using my other toys and they really don’t have the power the rose does. I will never doubt her again 🙏🏾

@simsimmaaz Most likely he’s gonna have a concert and apologize to usher publicly to show how good of a person he is

Didn't Chris Brown assault Usher that one time? Men are so interesting lmao

I have spent all day on sims making this character run through men and drop babies at their house

Be mad at an artist and start saying shit like this y’all are incredible

@numeroun0_ He looking like this is a business contract 😭😭. If we break up what do you mean I gotta act right till that year is up. Lmaoooo wtf if she even fucks anyone or go on dates he’s going to renege on his promise. Shoot him

this was cringy to watch , ladies don’t do no shit like this.

@officiallebza They plan to have the 4 ogs gang up on Stacey and then talk about Wendy’s situation

They literally fired the entire storyline. Is Bravo dumb??? #RHOP

I really don’t want to watch them harass those girls all season

I very rarely wear my made bracelets cause they’re hard to take on and off, despite knowing they’re meant to stay on 😂