Trump is

a pubic hair

Iggy's album

the piece of corn that get stuck in your teeth for a week

caca

public enemy #1

the grease left over from Mcdonals fries

the gum on the bottom of my shoe

irrelevant

a rat.

making America white again!

Making America great again!!

wearing a wig

a raccoon

ugly

making a joke of himself

a corn haired looking mofo

Low key Hitler

a bafoon