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My son hasn't replied to my messages at all; it seems he's watching someone's live performance right now. He hasn't replied to my question about who it is either. It's a pretty big venue, so maybe it's a celebrity?! Does anyone know who it is?!
麻起 a.k.a. 某カノ@boukanochan

ぜーんぜん返信くれない息子、今誰かのライブ見てるみたいです。誰なのかの問いにも返信なし。かなり大きい会場だから有名人？！誰かわかる方いらっしゃいますか！！

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Handsome High School Teacher Arrested for Filming Sex with High School Girl ■ Suspect: Keisuke Imaeda (29) - Teacher at a Kanagawa Prefectural High School - Suspected of engaging in indecent acts with a 17-year-old high school girl and recording it on his smartphone - After the act, the high school girl went to a police station saying she couldn't get home because she didn't have money for train fare - Police officers questioned her further and made the arrest - Before meeting, he sent a LINE message saying, "Bring your school uniform lol"
滝沢ガレソ@tkzwgrs

イケメン高校教師さん、JKとハメ撮りして逮捕 ■今枝契輔(29)容疑者 ・神奈川の県立高校教師 ・17歳JKと猥褻行為＆スマホで録画した容疑 ・行為後にJKが「電車賃がなくて帰れない」と交番に相談 →警官が詳しい事情を聴いて逮捕に至る ・会う前に「制服持ってきて笑」とLINE

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I found some steak meat in my freezer that I bought a few years ago through the Furusato Nozei (hometown tax donation) program, still vacuum-packed. I seriously want to know if it's actually edible. I think it's a common occurrence to keep putting off eating expensive frozen items ordered through Furusato Nozei...
ふぁんきぃ🐒@2525Funky_P

数年前にふるさと納税で買ったステーキ肉が真空パックされた状態で冷凍庫から発見された 実際食べれるのかどうか真剣に聞きたいです ふるさと納税で注文した高額な冷凍品ほど食べるタイミング逃し続けるのはあるあるだと思うんです…

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I totally get it. Lately, everyone seems to think being super skinny is the only way to be beautiful, right???? Ultimately, a good balance of curves and definition that doesn't make you look gaunt is the best 🥹🥹 I think Yunon is a prime example of that.
지안🩶@riripom_

ガーーーー分かる。最近みんなガリガリが正義だと思いすぎてない？？？？ 貧相に見えないメリハリが結局いちばん🥹🥹その代表がゆのんちゃんだと思う。

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Female manager at Niigata Prefectural Government disciplined for forcing subordinates to worship her "penis with bells attached" while wearing a revealing outfit at a social gathering ■Female manager in her 50s - At a summer social gathering attended by 30 Niigata Prefectural Government employees, she made a male subordinate wear an outfit with a string and bells attached to his crotch and instructed several other employees to worship his crotch. - She forced employees who refused to worship to do so as well.
滝沢ガレソ@tkzwgrs

新潟県庁の女性管理職さん、懇親会にてミャクミャク姿で部下に“鈴をつけたチンポ”を拝ませて処分 ■50代の女性管理職 ・新潟県庁職員30人が参加した暑気払いの懇親会で、部下の男性に“股間にヒモと鈴がついた衣装”を着させ、別の複数の職員に股間を拝むよう指示 ・イヤがった職員にも無理やり拝ませる

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I'm feeling frustrated, so I'm venting. I was asked if I'd like to contribute to a farewell gift for someone who's leaving at the end of March. They asked for 2000 yen per person, and I thought to myself (Isn't that a bit high...?), but I figured the thought is what counts, so I gladly paid. Afterward, the organizer gave me a report on the accounting, and the breakdown was as follows: ↓
Mika@inahama_rockets

モヤったので吐き出し。 3月末で退職される方への送別のプレゼントに賛同してくれないかと打診があった。 1人2000円の徴収で、内心(高くないか…？)と思ったものの、気持ちが大事だし喜んでお支払いした。 その後、幹事の方から会計の報告をいただいたんだけど、その内訳が、 ↓

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According to Bunshun, suspect Hirokawa Daiki... * His father was a business owner. * He lived in a luxury high-rise apartment in the Kanto region during his childhood. * His parents divorced, and he moved to Okinawa with his mother. * He was handsome. * He was the athletic type. * He was very popular on Valentine's Day. * He failed his university entrance exams and moved to Tokyo. * He worked part-time in Tokyo. (Quoted from Bunshun's "Ikebukuro Pokemon Center Murder: Hirokawa Daiki's Classmates Talk About His Time in Okinawa")
すもも@sumomodane

文春によると広川大起容疑者は… ・父親は経営者 ・幼少期は関東でタワマン暮らし ・両親が離婚→母親と沖縄へ ・カッコよかった ・スポーツマンタイプ ・バレンタインは大人気だった ・大学受験に失敗→東京へ ・東京でバイト 文春「池袋ポケセン殺人・広川大起同級生らが語った沖縄時代」より引用

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[Astonishing] Takuya Kimura appears in Yoshinoya commercial, but faces heavy criticism for eating beef bowl with his tongue sticking out. The moment he starts eating the beef bowl, he sticks his tongue out as much as possible, drawing a flood of comments such as "I can't stand it" and "He looks like former Prime Minister Ishiba." This is a case of the "frog phenomenon" (a phenomenon where people become disgusted with someone) lol #Kimutaku #Yoshinoya
らいばーずワールド@livers_world

【唖然】木村拓哉さん、吉野家のＣＭに出演するも「迎え舌」で牛丼を食べ批判殺到 牛丼を食べ始める瞬間、思いっきり舌を出して食べる姿に「生理的に無理」「石破元首相やん」などの声が殺到。 これは蛙化現象案件ｗ #キムタク #吉野家

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