DanTheMan 🇺🇲

A septic truck was struck by a train while crossing the tracks. You are permitted to say "Holy s$%t!"

@luxydutch 🍑🔥🔥🔥

Me or GTA 6?

@mog_russEN He can't read Chinese language

🚨⚡️ SPOTTED: Trump caught sneaking a peek at Xi Jinping's private notebook during a Beijing banquet while Xi stepped away! 🤣

@bambi_coxx Wtf? Why did you go to the restaurant in the first place?

I paid £50 for this boring steak and chips. Britain is ruined.

@FoodPleaser Red peppers flakes

Are you adding red pepper flakes or parmesan cheese ?

Would you be happy if this was your dinner tonight ? 🤔

@1Nicdar 35

How old were you when your first child was born? I was 31.

@Hunter_Eagleman 12 but before that, I use Motorola beeper

LOL…. I’m almost and I stress almost embarrassed to say… #4! 😎

@his4Everz Black

If you could eliminate one thing from the world, what would it be?

Can I sit on your lap?

@elonmusk Be safe buddy 🙏

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

Let’s go for a ride ;)

@Old_SchoolEddie 3

What is the worst sickness in our country? 1 Covid. 2 Hantavirus. 3 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Chef Cooks Japanese A5 Wagyu Steak 🤤

@defense_civil25 I guess they use fake dummy 🤷

🚨Update: World Health Organization says that they "expects more cases" of Hantavirus to be announced soon, after spreading the first victims across the globe after outbreak!

@Real___iTamara Doubt they're liberals

Why are people wearing masks again? I noticed atleaat 10 people wearing a mask today.

@OneBadDude_ 💯

If you abuse dogs you should be locked up with no chance of getting out.

gm to the best people of 𝕏! Just woke up and realized I hit 300K followers! I knew Grok was wrong. He predicted I wouldn’t hit 300K until May 25. So I guess the race to 400K starts now. LFG! 🚀

@FFANTASYacc Alexandria Castle

Which location would you most like to live in out of any #FinalFantasy game ?