Mr. Bombastic ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

This brother doesn’t eat any meat, raw milk, or processed foods—just fruit!! How is he able to be so fit and lean without getting the recommended protein? Thoughts?

Shaffie Weru was appointed as the Head of Events & Branding for Nairobi County by Sakaja. He cashes out big-time especially with the state events that happens in Nairobi almost every week. Conspiracy theorists are saying that it's the cobra stick that's making him rich,,, colonized Brains. Sharp boyz wana piga hesabu za minus kwa Mali ya Uma namna hatari. Chesaa!!

🚨: Voyager 1 just said Hello from interstellar space. That's 15.8 billion miles away

Gentlemen: Women of this Generation are brutal and extremely Dangerous. The man you see here is called Zirayo Okole, one might think he's suffering from malaria kubwa, but Nope. Our brother traveled to the UAE in search of greener pastures after life took a toll on him back home, where he had a wife and a child in Kampala. He began working as a construction laborer, where he built his physique by carrying simiti from the ground floor all the way to the top floors of UAE skyscrapers. After three years, he was promoted to a watchman once the building was completed, thanks to his muscular physique. After working for one year as a mgoja kifo, he was promoted to a bouncer in one of security firms in Dubai. Our brother had a good relationship with the Arab people, because during his time as a bouncer, a Dubai prince noticed him and poached him to become his gym trainer. That is how he secured a well-paying job, where he worked for six years until last year. Every month, he used to send 20,000 dirhams, equivalent to about KSh 700,000- to his wife back home to build a house and invest. He did this for six years and seven months, meaning he sent home nearly KSh 55 million. When converted into Ugandan currency, this made him a billionaire back home. He was earning over KSh 1 million monthly as a personal trainer to a prince. He returned to Uganda last year only to discover that his wife had sold all the properties he worked so hard to acquire over more than ten years and she was already married to someone else. The shock broke him, pushed him into drugs and alcohol, and is now slowly dying inside. Today, the man who survived years of hard labor in the UAE is fighting for his life at home, a broken soul, destroyed not by poverty, but by betrayal, shock, and addiction. So cabrons, never ever trust a woman with your money. I repeat, NEVER EVER TRUST A WOMAN WITH YOUR MONEY. Chesaa!!!

A member of Parliament can never operate from his Constituency..Do you think all Mps represent the Constituencies within Nairobi? How can an Mp operate from Mandera?.They don’t have choppers to move around..It’s not a crime at all for a member of parliament to live in Nairobi.

Dr Omondi, you are on a mission, but let me inform you nevertheless, the Lead Doctor is a Trauma Surgeon for 29 years, and a former Director of Medical Services, but here is the point: 1. Since 2004, we have over 50 of cases, since they are medically verifiable, I dare you take 1 case with KMPDU which I must state has written to us severally, independently investigate, do the tests to the Highest of DNA PCR which is our ultimate. 2. If you are genuine to yourself, you would know the Ministry has over 700 Medics 3. You would be shocked to note that it is the Ministry of Health who okays anyone from any medically verifiable condition. 4. Please take the case of Bethwel Sirengo, I can give you all the details you need. If you are not just spreading rumours for the public, you can take this up, the results didn't come from us, it came from LANCET. 5. LASTLY, Now that you have taken your 3 days when the meeting was on doing analysis, you could also link up with the Asst. Minister for Health in FIJI who came owing to the medically verifiable conditions the FIJIAN Doctors undertook in last years mission. Thanks for your attention in this matter.

This is the current Kenyan rankings. The first female is at number 35.

My government will have 50% women.

Ushago ndio upate blunt lazima utatembea ward kadhaa

Alafu hizo conspiracy theories zako za why God doesn't exist tafadhali jiekee sisi huku nje tunalindwa na Mungu

Dear kenyans, God is trying to help us out. Imagine the way this regime is giving us the middle finger na ni their first term. Imagine their second term watatifanyia nini! The amount of theft and gross corruption going on is not sustainable, and we need someone to jail them!

I don't regret sleeping with her