The Dong Files

The Dong Files. Stories that’ll make you say, “What the FUCK did I read?!” Get on with it: thedongfiles.com/category/tall-… #sexstories #weirdlit #freakyshit

MAYO ON BAKED POTATOES PLEASE

@Lane8music BABE YOU ARE THE BEST. THANK YOU.

I keep saying I’m never going to drink again… 😭😬😎

What’s going on in the twitterverse?!

Me: Why do creepers have the most confidence? Sister: How can you be a creeper if you don’t have confidence? 😂 good point.

@SolomunMusic babe!!! Thank you

I miss being young and pretty, and I think about it too much. And I don’t know why. I’m assuming it’s because I’m unhappy where I am in life right now. I started making changes, I gotta give it time!! Anyone else?

The dentist told my boyfriend he produced more saliva than normal 😆

@SolomunMusic BRO you have no idea how much you mean to me and my boyfriend. Your sets getttt ittttttt.

@SolomunMusic skskskskskksk

@SolomunMusic iyiyiyiyiyiiyyiy

@SolomunMusic my boyfriend and I watch your sets when we roll and I love you

@SolomunMusic yes biiiitch!

LOVE ON THE SPECTRUMMMM IM SO EXCITEDDDD

If my March Madness bracket beats my boyfriend’s, I get to shave his butthole! Leggoooo.

I would love to stop drinking except like twice a month. I really need to put in the effort. I think it will be easier when I start this data analytics class on top of work and job hunting! Leggggoooooo! I want a positive happy summer!

I just want someone to hire me. Not having a full-time job is so depressing. I feel worthless and hopeless and scared for my future.

This #recordsonrecords playlist today is killer!!!’ Where do I listen again?!!!

casual chats with my ai ❤️

Boy, lemme wrap my labes around that nose.