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𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐀𝐢𝐟𝐞 ✧ 𝐏𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝What's my... type? 𝙂𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨.❞ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ• ────── ✾ ────── •

"They compared me to an Unovan Chicken wings before asking me out"

Choosy time, babes: pits or cha-chest! No judgies here, ‘kay? ❤️💁‍♀️

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᵗʰᵉ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵗᵒ ˡⁱᵛᵉ ᵇᵘʳⁿˢ ᵇʳⁱᵍʰᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ⠀ᵃⁿʸ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵈᵉˢᵖᵃⁱʳ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢⁿᵘᶠᶠ ᵒᵘᵗ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

"Hey, if you're gonna be praising me, at least do it well? I mean, my front side is also pretty good! Now are you done back there already!?"

"Hey! I knew you would say something like that! That's just cheating! Come on, let go of it, I'll take the money anyway for your cheat!"

"Hmm... Not sure if I could really trust that, but oh well, I better not hear you making that sound from earlier!" [And with that, she turned around and leaned over, really no shame huh-]

"... And say that it's pretty good so you win the bet? Nu-uh!"

"Sure, but, how exactly are you gonna prove that?"

"For talking too much on stuff we know they ain't true-"

"Now I feel I should be slapping You in the face..."

"Well, we can just say you meant to say 'Nice wings', since those are the biggest things I've got anyway..."

"Oh. Should... Should I be slapping you then? I mean, I barely got any meaning of that"