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@emily_tweets I usually get shoes off first

Taking off your pants the moment you get home is self care

@AshOlutelyTired Hoping for all the best for you ❤️

So apparently, this is how junkies clean off their needles in public bathrooms… ugh.

@TheVallyD Imagine some Black Mirroresque Max Headroom nowadays?

Where is the Sledge Hammer reboot?

@DieselBABE20 Room 86

I’m room 98

@Redheadbarbie20 Did you mean stay?

I dare you to say !!!

@pkrugg Happy Thirtikazoidth Anniversary 🥳🎂🍨

@BackintheBronze Metal Men Doom Patrol Challengers Secret Six

In what order would you read these classic team issues from the Silver Age at DC Comics?

@emily_tweets Do you take everything off to roll around in a load just out of the dryer later?

Separating my laundry topless, if you even care

@AshOlutelyTired Other women seeing you around the operating area will ask surgeons to make them look like you! Do they have pics of you up at any hair salons in your area so customers can ask for "The Asholute" do? 😍🫠

@emily_tweets Hypnotized yourself with shine off cell?

Literally fell asleep right after I sent this😆

Been a minute since I’ve been up with insomniac Twitter. Sup.

@emily_tweets Emilydately!

Should I get a pedicure right now; yes or yes?

@emily_tweets New Coca Colambia

Why couldn’t I have been born during the time when Coca-Cola legally contained cocaine?

@emily_tweets DM me seven numbers 1 to 50...then I'll pick another seven...and the third line can be random machine picked...if chance at half of $40 million Canadian is worth it for you

I need a full body massage, a winning lottery ticket and a cup of coffee.

@emily_tweets They still do tweet a lot about Trump

People used to tweet about buttholes a lot more here

@AshOlutelyTired Insurance companies try to lower what they pay or refute claims at first then see if you know what is going on and fight for more that you are supposed to get.

@atRachelGilmore Where would you go to get new lighthousebulbs? 🤔💡

Maybe I should find a new gig as a lighthouse keeper. Grow a beard. Never speak except to give ominous warnings. Watch the waves all day. Yes 🥰

Today is my 15th Twitterversary 🥳 #MyXAnniversary

@KaylaChowShow Purrglar

What’s his name?

@JimGaffigan Curling would catch on so much more if they had a chance at booking hotels not taken up by junior hockey tournaments

Welcome to Canada. More here: youtu.be/ehZePNP_w4I