prae

The narrative you have of me is not a reflection of truth.

I’m convinced this is a fisting thing

@Physixdude13 Wait no stop you can’t do that

Nothing to see here, move along

Whenever a girl I barely know brings up her boyfriend I start becoming overly curious about his interests in the conversation.

NOBODY IS PAYING YOU ENOUGH TO NOT FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

I might be moving to Fort Lauderdale, Florida. To be completely honest I wanted to be settled by now. But I’m projecting I won’t be until about 40. Anyone successfully settle down later in life? Always wanted a family.

@gettles OK good

@DontFadePrae I did yes

Moving to Florida this weekend. If I don’t like it I’ll be back Monday

@HoshiPeachArt She’s baaaaack

Day 20

@CountDankulaTV This dude literally punched a woman in the face in stage so I couldn’t give a fuck a less

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@gettles I hope you brought a jacket or a hoodie at least

@DontFadePrae Flying first class 🛩️

@bbymae lol no I have a feeling they’re not happy on the inside

@DontFadePrae Want me to bully "her"?

Ok?

This is lowkey a book plug for: “A People’s History of the United States”

@dear_death_ Everything has a deeper meaning to me So the answer is yes two things can be true

@DontFadePrae does it really have, or is it just a projection?

us, but the wall side is mine, boy

@luvrgworl 👏🏼

u guysssss

If you make shallow judgments about people based on social media just say that

@dear_death_ there’s a deeper meaning behind this

@DontFadePrae Those who have never fallen out of bed will eventually fall out of bed.

@J4ckTheRippa I know like three songs from them should I do a deep dive

I'D GO THROUGH HELL TO NEVER HEAR YOUR NAME

@dykeinof Avoidant final (girl) boss

the girl who was flirting with me for months online came to my city, made out with me, then unfollowed and removed me as a follower and ghosted me??? what