Escape(ism) Artist

When a famous cartoon horse takes the alcohol from some lively ghosts: Spirit spirits spirits from spirited spirits

New therapist is liiiiit

When I said “gird your loins” in a sentence and my brother said “what are you, 65?” And my other brother said “yeah, from the eyebrows up.”

A Burger King marketing campaign where they change their name to burger queen at one location and replace all the staff with drag queens

Just learned that space is ~1 hour away by car and that the moon is ~6 months away… I have no idea what to do with this info

Reading webtoons on the way to the club is my gay culture 💅🏻

He out here playing Street Fighter

@NoseworthyChase @lilli_furfaro This is my Endgame

Not the boy I spent hours with daily for 2 months and who ghosted me A YEAR AGO messaging me today with nothing but a “hey dude” 🥴

@SonicVaughn @lilli_furfaro @NoseworthyChase @CriticalRole Play ✍🏼 more ✍🏼 lilli✍🏼 got it!

Third year in a row featuring @SonicVaughn as #1 🙈 with @NoseworthyChase and @lilli_furfaro also making an appearance! My @CriticalRole playlist has been through a lot 😂

I feel like I give secret shopper energy

If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love on the subway, I wouldn’t need to take the subway.

This man I hooked up with said “you’re so beautiful” in the midst of it all and idk y’all I’ll be riding this high for a while lmao

Hot neighbor across the street is cooking shirtless, abs out. I’m mad

I really hate a “I’m running out of time, go to part 2” type bitch

The G&T* to G&T** pipeline *gifted and talented **gin and tonic

Not someone replying to my close-friends IG thirst trap with “come over” 🥵🥵

@Hannie37 Forgot we took this 😂