urethra franklin

Berserk mode 🔒

That time the lady of the lake bestowed upon me the blade of legend 😂

@h0tirl Embarrassed at how often I’ve had to say this exact thing to myself 💯🔥

no one dies from weed and my heart isn’t gonna explode #affirm

young hoes always worshipping false idols

@Disdain404 Oh thats easy: Tweet, exercise and enemas 💯🔥

@DoodooSimpanero Can you research on how to cope with life during seasonal depression? I'm kinda dying out here

Doing #research

@bradgearon Secret 😉

@DoodooSimpanero hell yes what about

"Deep down, the most rational people are secretly romanticists"

@absoluteheretic Wanna join my gay little club?

Many a time yes but I know it’s just the Warlocks using mind trickery trying to get people to join their gay little club

@LuvisImmortalis You think darkness your ally?

@DoodooSimpanero Die dunklen Künste sind nicht für euch, nur für mich. Und ich selbst verzichte gerne auf Kräfte, die auf dem Leid anderer basieren.

Have you considered the dark arts?

@mickidiot Def love whatever that is

Made this while i was pretty drunk the other night and was like “oh man twitters gonna love this” but I genuinely have no idea what I’m looking at

Have you ever been loved virgo-ly

@seattleiminyou I hear its pretty bad

Do you think it’s obvious I am using this guy for his Costco membership

@kur0mi_catx3 The humble bean burrito begs to differ