Stuart Hillyard

@Criminalsimpson @trillb19

@trillb19 @simpsons_DG Going where?

@simpsons_DG @DoofmanOhYeah

"Oh, Homer. You're not going as a hobo again..." "Going where?"

Oil drops 13.3% overnight ($109 → $94). But petrol at the pump? Still punishing. Because "uncertainty" and "shipping risks" — aka excuses to keep prices high. Drivers being rinsed while oil traders cash in. 💷⛽ #BBCBreakfast

@Criminalsimpson @trillb19

Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit. British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit. Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit. It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

@trillb19 @NewcastleFansTV “Your boys took a hell of a beating”

@DoofmanOhYeah @NewcastleFansTV Barry Venison (said in the voice Halvar Thoreson from Phoenix from the flames)

I want you to name a Newcastle player you think people under 30 wouldn't know. First team or even reserves. I'll start it off with Fumaca.

@thefootyfeed None the wiser Jamie took his teammate on a date and fucked him

When Jamie O’Hara was at Tottenham Hotspur, he had just started chatting with a girl. While he was in the shower, one of his teammates seized his phone and swapped her number with his own. O’Hara came out none the wiser and kept texting, believing he was still speaking to her...

@Criminalsimpson @trillb19

@simpsons_DG @trillb19

"Go to hell, you old bastard..." "Hey, I think they liked us!" "Have the Rolling Stones killed..."

@RickD_GK People don’t need to be doing anything ‘for content’. They need to grow up and get a job

This can turn out to be really bad, seriously. Those M&M's falling thousands of feet to the ground can cause some damage, especially if they hit somebody. People need to use their brain a bit more before doing things for content... 🤬

@Criminalsimpson @trillb19

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST — featuring Donald Trump 🍊 Let’s make this go viral 👇

@trillb19 @NorthLincsCNews Green bin goes out as normal this week unless your day is Friday (bank holiday). Still running off the old schedule because this is considered the last week in March. Put your bin out as normal this week or Thursday if your day is Friday

@NorthLincsCNews just got our new bin schedule 23 days between green bin collections in our area……happy to hike my council tax though obviously, seems legit

@Criminalsimpson @trillb19

We've reached the point where Danny Dyer is talking more sense than almost anybody ...

Reform voters are not too clever when it comes to Nigel’s brainwashing over them. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🚮🫖☕️🗑️🚤

@NoContextKeaneo @trillb19

Don’t fancy #Eng tonight on set pieces against Uruguay