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@JayJurden Kenny: What were you saying about she/her? What were you saying during the break, Chuck? Chuck: I said everyone's talking about her getting The Surgery, I said I hope they talking about Lasik. She's shooting like she's damn near blind.

Trans women are women… and they got some big ol ones down in San Antonio - Charles Barkley, Hall of Famer and ally

@dodgonkulator I just thought about my dad and did the same thing out loud and it is really real weird

Side note it seems meaningful that he refers to his father by their shared last name

@darthgordita We are gonna start getting new serial killers

just wondering what the threshold here is before the average american starts acting really cool

@Son_ImSleep Everyone else talking about how rich their grandpa is, I'm grateful for him

These people are generationally wealthy and my mans flexed his diamond chains 🕊️

@PaulNuki OK but everyone has already traveled back all over the world, being around people in planes and airports and their hometowns. what exactly is the pandemic planning you speak of?

One of the clear lessons of the hantavirus outbreak is that *chance* makes a huge difference to how a disease can spread. The Andes strain of the virus causes 100s of human infections every year, but most burn out almost immediately. Occasionally, there is a bigger outbreak fueled by human-to-human transmission but these are rare. The pattern is a feature of almost all zoonotic spillover events, millions of which happen each year involving thousands of different pathogens. Mercifully, most go nowhere. They flare then vanish. Now enter *chance* – a series of unforeseen but often predictable environmental circumstances or events. A wet market, a trunk road, a game of beer-pong … or in this case, a hop-on-hop-off international cruise with connecting flights. The map below shows the 12 countries that passengers flew to after disembarking one leg of the cruise in St Helena in late April. 30 passengers disembarked there, one dead, but no one knew then about the disease to which they had been exposed. The outbreak has been serious, with three dead and at least five suspected cases so far. About 150 remain on the ship, while hundreds of potential secondary contacts are being traced and asked to isolate around the world. Nevertheless, the chances are that *this* outbreak will die out too. The virus does not appear to spread efficiently enough to sustain itself, even with the circumstances it has been handed. But here’s the thing: it’s a numbers game. Look again at that map and consider where we would be if the virus was more infectious, or had mutated to become so. It is why the World Health Organization and pandemic planning is so important.

@katefeetie Go to a park and paint or draw the scene

what are some good unemployed things to do? I’m talking like, going to a museum on a weekday, or seeing 3 movies a week, or methamphetamines

@KXNGAO Yeah, would love for them to bring him in to get squashed by Peter Avalon

Recently released WWE Superstar Aleister Black, known outside the ring Tom Budgen, is in active negotiations with All Elite Wrestling. (Sescoops) AEW fans, are you excited for a potential second AEW run for Aleister/Malakai Black?

@max_spero_ Mate in 5

Obsessed with /r/TextingTheory where they annotate conversations like chess analysis

@enjoyer_liberty president of a frat, or president of like a whole country?

this may be the most presidential phenotype i’ve ever seen

Thinking about beginning it all

@tebzafc They actually did even more load management back then, true story

What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?

@PerfectGameLex Danhausen could pull it off

100% serious: WWE doesn’t have what it takes to compete with ‘zombie tag team gets drug-tested by their exasperated manager who needs them to stop doing cocaine’ creatively.

@maiamindel Pre-smartphones, schizophrenics thought people were taping them all the time and that they had some warehouse somewhere with shelves and shelves of tapes

the funniest thing i've heard is that the whole panic about people who were convinced they had turned into glass happened right after some big innovation in glassmaking mfs getting their mental health problems from the news

@jbarro That's the way "The Truth" is built nowadays, sorry to say

I’m not sure if this makes it better or worse, but people forget that “kamala IS brat” was tweeted by Charli XCX herself, not by some Demslop account

@masiamade No one who lives in NYC cares about football. It's a basketball/ baseball town

what kind of idiot builds a 80k stadium 15 kilometers from the city centre

@peterrhague I just feel like it's a really poorly constructed thought experiment. There are 2 separate ways to get everyone to survive! Aren't game theory problems supposed to have tangibly different outcomes?

Amazing how lots of self appointed game theory experts confidently asserting that blue is the stupid choice. But every time this poll is run blue wins. Not only is the “game theory” answer predicting the wrong outcome, its explanatory power is based on it being able to predict the right answer. So it’s doubly wrong.

@Michael_Nania Josh Hart doesn't even look that good on defense! I'm not surprised these numbers back up what I'm seeing

Maybe play them together WITHOUT another non-shooter in Hart???

@snowboiiii The next big breakthrough in America is going to be the promotion that goes full Lucha Style. All of it: 6 man tags, wrestlers in their 60s, super low budget versions of copyrighted superheros.

feels like wrestling as a whole is plateauing stylistically, aesthetically, quality wise. feels like no one has imagined what the next paradigm shift is going to be. it used to be the young indie guys to pioneer that for the majors to adopt later. not good!

the indies are mostly wrestlers auditioning for the major leagues. showing them they can fit seamlessly into their machine rather than giving fans something they’re missing from aew and wwe. indies and majors are suffering because of this

@allan_cheapshot 🤣 Mike Tenay can't be talking like this

Watching this through 2026 eyes. Jesus.

@forestm555 95% of bands play their live shows faster than the album version. A fast pace is always gonna play better for a live crowd

One of the best takes I’ve ever heard from him.