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Druski says his entire 'Coulda Been Records' audition with Timothée Chalamet was completely real and unscripted, revealing that he already knew he was a "wigga" beforehand after seeing a photo of him dressed as Soulja Boy 😭

Nikiweka bibilia chini tu...

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road. Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me. I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy. The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.” I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point? Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.” Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie. Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life. I got to the gate completely out of breath. The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.” People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead. I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

Jamaica didn’t take Speed to any tourists spots. They just threw him on the streets of Kingston and gave him a raw party experience. When they drew out the “badman forward, badman pull up”, you knew he was in deep.

2 Chainz celebrated his daughter Heaven graduating high school with a 4.0 GPA and being accepted into Howard University: “Out of all the things I’ve accomplished in my lifetime, this is at the top.”

I watched Doctor Gikonyo saying he saw only 3 heart attack cases at KNH between 1970–1980 a period of 10 yrs. Right now he sees around 3 PER DAY 😳 Guys, eat right, move your body, reduce stress & take your health seriously. Lifestyle diseases are no longer old people problems.

Boondocks (2005)

that coke was beating her ass 😭

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

IShowSpeed finds out through his chat that he’s in the car with Beenie Man, who made “I'm Drinking / Rum & Red Bull” 🇯🇲🔥

I would've had to excuse myself 😭

"Are you stupid by birth or by self effort?"😭 Buana huku nje mko creative 😂😭

It's not even that, in its core inarudia Io topic Hadi upass bro🤣 Alfue muende next acheze Ivo ivo

A Kenyan has just beaten Safaricom PLC in court and been awarded Sh1.4 billion. And honestly, this case is disturbing. Peter Nthei Muoki says he developed a child-wallet concept for M-Pesa and pitched it to Safaricom in 2021. According to court documents, he was told it wasn’t workable. Then later, Safaricom rolled out a similar feature. He sued. And High Court Judge Josephine Wayua Wambua Mong'are ruled in his favour. Safaricom has now been ordered to pay him Sh1.4 billion plus annual royalties. Imagine being told your idea won’t work, then later seeing it launched by one of the biggest companies in the country. That’s the painful part. Because, how many ordinary Kenyans have pitched ideas to powerful companies, been ignored, and watched those same ideas come back as products? This case will make many innovators think twice.

stay out of my business

You’re in total control of noise, temperature, fragrances, odors, organization, cleanliness, aura, lighting… everything bruh!!!

Who tf said it was me?

Eddie Murphy on Michael Jackson. 😂

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