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@HungryScribbler All of them. Directly into my mouth 🤤

One must go. Which one is it?

@jamingeorge04 @MagicalOverload Yep. Blatant disloyalty. Done.

@MagicalOverload Cheating

What’s a relationship deal breaker for you?

@HungryScribbler Yet another reason for me to hate cats.

OK

@VivintSolar Really? Because I received an email from you 3 days ago that you'd contact me in 2 days. You have already been contacted. Please execute some customer service.

@VivintSolar I've been trying to get a hold of you for 2 days now. Over an hour on hold just trying to get someone to hear my problem, but got NO ONE (just mind numbing jingle). "Delighting our customers is the standard we strive to deliver every day." Ringing hollow...

@Welbylloyd @VivintSolar

@Doomzy14 @VivintSolar They answered my dm took almost three days to get and answer will see how long the process takes.

@VivintSolar been on hold for 4 days trying to contact you guys every 45 minutes I get disconnected what is going on can get a hold of anyone

@DungeonMasterSc My group used to do this to give GMs some prep time. We'd alternate between 2 campaigns weekly, each campaign a different GM. Gave GM in question extended prep time, and tried to alleviate burnout.

@MagicalOverload A lottery win. A big lottery win.

What are you craving at the moment?

192,000 Americans are dead because of COVID. If you're not taking the coronavirus seriously, you need to take 9/11 out'cha fucking mouth. Don't get teary-eyed over 3,000 deaths used as a permission slip to bomb people for 20 years, while you ignore 192,000 preventable deaths.

Scored a 6.

@HungryScribbler Someone already said Salma Hayek... so I'll throw John Krasinski & old school Maureen O'Hara in the mix.

Curious - What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?

@account_burned @HungryScribbler Hayek at any time. The only woman my wife needs to worry about. (Pfffffft... as of that'd happen.)

@HungryScribbler Perfection exists only in the mind of God, but Salma Hayek around the time she made “Desperado” is approaching Divine daydream territory.

@Unicorn_Opti I feel the same way about John Krasinski.

Pictures like this of Robert Plant make me slide a bit on the sexuality continuum.

@leathemermaid Prestidigitation. I'd use that spell so much in RL.

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