Dave Hughes

I won't delete the account, and there are faces I'm going to miss. Same handle at the elephant and cerulean heaven. Elon shouldn't have called the site what he wanted it to become.

@ManyATrueNerd Fallout: New Vegas: Interior decoration challenge (AKA the house always loses).

I've spent a good 6 hours today scribbling down notes, and I think I'm now pretty confident I know what's coming next after we've wrapped up Sim Settlements and Fallout: London, and it's pretty bananas...

@ididathing1 "Crazy video", as opposed to your usual sane and normal videos.

You ever seen a man walking a fish before?

@nealstephenson Neal, the mysteries of publishing schedules meant I had access to Polostan a couple of weeks back here in Australia. Throughly enjoyed, and thank you for all your novels. This hit my feed today and I thought it might interest you (1st Pu sample): youtube.com/shorts/SHTreEh…

Today’s the day: Polostan is on sale wherever hardcovers, ebooks, and digital audiobooks are sold. Learn more, and review the tour schedule: nealstephenson.com

@babel_meister @doctorow Ah, Baby's First Reader by George Carlin. (ref: youtube.com/watch?v=kyBH5o… )

@doctorow My daughters like 10th word was shit. I am not worried.

Making up words is a perfectly cromulent passtime, and while most words we coin disappear as soon as they fall from our lips, every now and again, there's a word that fits so nice and kentucky in the discourse that it acquires a life of its own: meaningofliff.free.fr/definition.php… 1/

@erfbeeass Yeah sorry, I stepped outside for 10 minutes.

@Markle2k @GeorgeTakei I've found there's enough flex in the steel to get clearance and have it pop back into shape, but the only jar I typically have problems with is one specific brand of salsa so YMMV. And now I'm curious whether banging actually flexes the lid enough to achieve a similar result.

@DopedSi @GeorgeTakei That lid will not be liquid-tight. Banging it on the floor almost always works. Silicone rubber mats help with grip issues. If all else fails, they do make automatic jar openers, but they cost $30+ and take up a lot of space

Woman Sparks Debate With Viral Hack For Opening Jars After Years Of 'Struggling' With Lids braderstakei.com/3YiZuSa

@erfbeeass Next you'll tell me the Penrite car is looking slick.

@Phlegm47 @ManyATrueNerd Not any more.

The cats have destroyed my headphones overnight. So would anybody like two cats? - Available for free - Bad cats - They're just awful - I'll throw in a lawnmower to sweeten the deal

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

@BroHilderchump Are you taking full advantage of the dad joke possibilities of "It was so cold taking the bins out I thought my toes would fall off!"?

@PhysicsHigh It's a bit early in the morning for that isn't it? On the other hand, cappuccino froth might be a reasonable alternative. My espresso machine is warming up as we speak...

Measuring the half life of beer #iteachphysics #physics

@ManyATrueNerd Jon's Perception = 0 strikes again. You don't even see that your audience have been attracted to the general positivity in your channel, which means we'd rather see a gap in the schedule than pain for you and Claire. Take the time needed for the two of you.

Unfortunately, the livestreams are still paused for the moment. Claire has received some further bad news from home, and thus is currently travelling back and forth to France to see family. This means we're currently rather short-handed. Hopefully we can resume streaming soon.

@BroHilderchump FRED upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…

@BroHilderchump Straight from ear to ear, hitting nothing important.

@Serrels You've got to watch the bits of fishing lines (with hooks!) on that one. Allegedly.

For context, I saw my 11 year old do this and thought "looks easy".

Absolutely fucked it.

@Serrels Amusingly I was reading this about "green juice" just last night, with a corker of a description in the blurb vice.com/en/article/vis…

Hey everyone, can you all do me a sick favour and fill out this Survey we're doing at CHOICE. forms.gle/xutG4AxZFsYnkV…

@build_beaut And got featured in SMH, congratulations: smh.com.au/national/nsw/m…

I spent the past 6 hours working on this video, and it's finally done 😎 I have now been up for nearly 24 hours so I should probably go to sleep... youtube.com/watch?v=XN9r8I…

@DAVIDDB58 @JimmyBroadbent Bugger, but at least you were in a position to help out your Dad when he needed it. Hope your luck improves.

How is everyone today?