Sean-Ralphio, OBE

Listen, there are pros and cons to AI. The downside is AI bot activity is everywhere and you can’t tell what’s real or fake :( The upside is we can use AI to identify AI bot activity!

I see people are still performatively washing their hands. I know for a fact you’re not scrubbing for two full minutes if I wasn’t standing here, piggy

With all the backlash for performative male reading, this how you’re gonna find me reading Werner Herzog’s memoir in Fort Greene Park

@cowboy_postbop Michael is -6ft

@cowboy_postbop I think they’re asking about physical size, in which case the answer is yes

this is not a value judgment but Michael Jackson was more famous than you could possibly imagine — like, “the Pope” or “Coca-Cola” famous

I’m gonna Labuboomerang your head off the curb if you show my that gremlin one more fucking time, grandpa

@Variety @en_cohen

The 1975 continue to troll themselves during their #Glastonbury headlining set.

Mission-debriefing messages delivered on an innocuous device just don’t self-destruct in 5 seconds like they used to 🙄 (just watched Mission Impossible 1-3)

“It’s not that serious” Yes it is. Abraham Lincoln on the U.S. penny goes punk! And you’re telling me it’s not that serious?

Steezy, breezy, beautiful, Covergirl

@CodifyBaseball Does this include last October?

Highest OPS+, MLB RHBs (2022-2025) (minimum 1,500 PAs): 207 Aaron Judge 206 205 204 203 202 201 200 199 198 197 196 195 194 193 192 191 190 189 188 187 186 185 184 183 182 181 180 179 178 177 176 175 174 173 172 171 170 169 168 167 166 165 164 163 162 161 160 159 158 157 156 155 154 153 152 151 150 Mookie Betts 149 148 147 146 145 144 143 Jose Altuve 142 141 140 Yandy Díaz 139 138 137 Vladimir Guerrero Jr. 136 135 134 Pete Alonso, Paul Goldschmidt 133 Marcell Ozuna 132 131 Austin Riley 130 Alex Bregman, Seiya Suzuki 129 Bobby Witt Jr., Manny Machado 128 Julio Rodríguez, William Contreras 125 Teoscar Hernández

@CodifyBaseball Does this include last October?

The only other guy to ever do this was Babe Ruth.

My emojis stay yellow. You know I check my digital white privilege at the door

It’ll be on your desk first thing in the morning, slime

@_Rmal24 @cryptobeastreal Sorry. Will delete

@Double_OhConnor @cryptobeastreal I lost because of you dude

It’s high time someone had the balls to say it - I back the blue* *Sherwin Williams employees

@MILL3R_T1ME Sick. Dawnguard?

@Double_OhConnor dark brotherhood khajit lvl 99 sneak

coming home to learn that my brother did an overwrite of my entire covid era skyrim profile

Leave the dog at home. Everyone is begging you to leave the dog at home

I’m the only person in the history of humankind who knows how to travel correctly