steven leonard

i have nothing but respect for the purveyor of morsels

@Satchel__Charge santa claus that loves me. santa that sees not my foibles

Gf that exists. Gf who exists

don't mind derek, man. he knows not of what he speaks

@hastifliche foolish kid-poet… maybe start by telling me what the ocean ISNT

My kid just showed me a poem in which he'd referred to the ocean as 'a world-broad span of spumed and risen brine.' He's only six so I obviously let him down as gently as I could -- told him it was charming enough on first exposure but ultimately paltry and derivative.

ok now this is one gender that does NOT joke with enjoyment. cheers :)

they call this the “oyster”

Jodie Foster has officially sued me over my niche youtube lifestyle persona The Foodie Jouster

part of the purpose of formalism in poetry is to induce a situation in which a "correct" and final answer (to the question of "what should i write") can be converged upon. the reason the best formal poems exude wisdom is because the shape of the answer was sought, not generated.

girl r u marisa bc ur beautiful tomei

@AnaKrivolapova very cool of him to center his horniness in his own narrative

I got the strangest 'cat call' today. He didn't even call to me, just clutched his head kept repeating "I have a wife I have a wife God have mercy I have a wife"

giving jadakiss a saison with jason sudeikis

i was not a fan of robert pattinson x zendaya satirical cringe rom-com-gone-wrong The Drama

trying out reading dragon ball and i was not prepared for how often goku shows hog

@DadRockEnjoyer you look good! happy for you :)

Anyway I know we're all happy about the drought ending but let's not forget how cute I am! 10 months on hormones

every third eminem song is just him reminding the audience that he’s using his imagination

"Hello" is a beautiful word that means "Thank you for being in front of me"

@bartlebytaco i think millennials successfully synthesized oughts-era reality TV, prank shows, and alt comedy into whatever reality-comedy genre that Nathan for You/Rehearsal, Eric Andre Show, Jury Duty, and Neighbors all fall broadly under

as a firmly middle millennial i wonder sometimes if there’s a single cultural trope or inheritance my age group produced that has aged well. our mount rushmore is like, jim from the office, heckin doggo parlance, buzzfeed, reaction gifs. sad stuff

scrabble! and pool :)

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@FarthestHeaven @TomWill72550626 @petcortright it's a beautiful cover. the art speaks for itself and the shade of blue is very compelling

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@victoriamoul Lorem Ipsum

For the Latinists out there, is there a single post-medieval / neo-Latin poem that you think would HAVE to be included in any anthology of later Latin?