Doug McQuade

@ellalangleymsic Hey

Status update

You always have to keep a healthy number of acquaintances. Think about it like a minor league baseball system

“Here I’ll carry one” “Nah bro I got it, Preesh” #Bapple #Expand

The smell of spring in an affluent, predominantly white suburb >>>

@GlowstickFelon 😭

@DougMcQuadeMCS I love seeing all the prom pictures and videos coming from that certain group of people

@GlowstickFelon Vibe coding and beer, peak?

@DougMcQuadeMCS Oysters, Guinness, and Claude on an early Thursday afternoon is a wild activity

Building a website at the bar. Tech nerds basically gave us the gun to kill them

Shooting ugly girls a disgusted look >>

I genuinely might be the only nigga to ever lose weight after quitting coke

@GlowstickFelon 😭

Just talked to a dude at the gym who flew from California to go to a Grant Cardone conference 💀

The test doesn’t pass until you have passed the test

Get on your horse is the best idiomatic expression and it isn’t close

The first zyn of the day is insanely volatile. I either turn into B Coop from limitless or get poisoned

I hate when niggas call me for textable things

@GlowstickFelon 😂

You gotta be straight up NPCmaxxing to ride this thing

Just laughed in a woman’s face when she introduced herself as Mary Kate. I need to lock in

Frisky. Fun. White guys with motion. Miami Ohio.

“She doesn’t leave much up to the imagination” is such a classy way to call a woman a whore

Suck my cock Mamdani