Doug Orleans

@jdcmedlock "inflation happened due to inflation"

Bad news for anyone who put a ton of money under their mattress in 1913 and then didn’t earn any labor or capital income for a hundred years

Ladytron Black Mambazo

Moulin Rogue One

Billie Lourd Fauntleroy

@AMikeBloomType We need the Liz gif with Ozzy's face

#Survivor50 This was an incredibly tense high-wire vote where Christian got to take out the very person who took him out, 8 years later. But, most importantly, it's going to give us PISSED-OFF OZZY. Which is always objectively great TV

@colorshow89 @FrailMary "woo hoo"

@FrailMary I cannot believe we are on song 2………

Is this a Zac Brown commercial or a spear fishing commercial? #survivor

That just now ( Sentimental Value for foreign) is the worst win in a major category in a long while

@zachwurt Rizgosh

Question for Jewish #Survivor fans: can I write RizGod or do I have to say RizG-d

@FrailMary @AMikeBloomType 's Friend/Foe tables indicated a high likelihood!

I honestly did not see the Christian, Rick Devens, Emily power core. But I'm here for it! #Survivor

@FrailMary This was so fun! I agree with all your takes!

Survivor 50 is just around the corner - I wonder how well my thoughts from the summer stand up?

Regarding my fake idol play. I’ll explain the method to my madness post season. #Survivor49

@stephenfishbach How did this go viral??

somehow this is my most viral tweet ever, to help me move past my shattered expectations please consider pre-ordering my novel escape! (Actual escape not guaranteed) stephenfishbach.com

lol I paid $20 extra on my hotel reservation to get a "skyline" view and I'm literally looking into someone's apartment . I called front desk and was like, “where is the skyline?” And they were like, “uh on the website it simply says there is a view.” I said - "Well it specifically says SKYLINE view” and they said, “no we don't guarantee skyline in the skyline view rooms." I managed to achieve nothing but did eke out an admission from the manager that the word "skyline" was misleading.