Doug Simonite ❤️🇨🇦⚽

It always cracks me the fuck up when some MAGA dipshit replies to my posts with "Wow. Why so much hatred in your heart?" Real rich coming from you sadistic fucking freaks. I am indeed filled with hatred for INSUFFRABLY STUPID DEAD-BEHIND-THE-EYE DIPSHITS. You are a cancerous rot.

@CharlieDayQuote Too true!

Unpopular opinion: Cricket's downfall isn't sad — it's the funniest long-running bit in the entire show.

@Footy_Prime_SC @footy_prime @KaylynKyle @MLS @WhitecapsFC @MLS_PR @AppleTV @CanadaSoccerEN @CANWNT @amy13walsh @craigforrest1 @JimmyBrennan11 @jamessharman @DanWongsez @theVoiceVendor 😎🏔⛷️

@DougSimonite @footy_prime @KaylynKyle @MLS @WhitecapsFC @MLS_PR @AppleTV @CanadaSoccerEN @CANWNT @amy13walsh @craigforrest1 @JimmyBrennan11 @jamessharman @DanWongsez @theVoiceVendor Doug’s in his happy place!

FP's Self-Proclaimed Favorite Canadian @KaylynKyle joins the Crew on @MLS Thursday. Managers on the Bubble & @WhitecapsFC get some play! @MLS_PR @AppleTV @CanadaSoccerEN @CANWNT GET IN! 💻youtu.be/rUJ7u3Al_Uc Pod w/AFCON Takes + Too Much, Too Fast! podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/foo…

@CharlieDayQuote Paddy's 💯

Would you rather be stuck in Paddy's Pub during a health inspection or stuck in the McPoyle compound during a family reunion?

@Keepers_Union Especially when you're a keeper lol

It’s great when both teams forget how to defend.

@SunshineVillage 😎

@DougSimonite Ooo those are all amazing turns! Standish face on a powder day is the best!

Happy St Patrick’s Day Sunshiers! The luck of the Irish was in our side overnight and we received 9cm of Canadas Best snow! What runs are your favourite on a powder day?

What Sunny scene would make the WORST possible first impression if someone walked in while you were watching?

Alberta separatists are traitors to our great nation.

@CharlieDayQuote Not sure about that but I do love it broke Dennis!

Hot take: "The Gang Broke Dee" is the cruelest episode in the entire series. Change my mind.

@covie_93 @ItsDeanBlundell 🤣

FUN FACT: Less construction was done on the Taj Mahal than on Laura Loomer's face.

@ZacharyMcR28365 Fuck you!

President Trump Must Save Canada!

@amy13walsh @jamessharman @AsaRehman 😬...🤪

@jamessharman @AsaRehman Crust me-He’s the best!

It only comes once a year. I'll be hangin' at the Pickering location, balancing some Premier League, #TFCLive while "working." 😅 🥧

@Michell39214369 @AvalonResists Took me a minute. That's fn funny!

@koolkaryn @AvalonResists Fucking gross!

This is why we went to war with Iran.

@AvalonResists Well, we're heading to Canmore and Banff for a month of hiking, skiing and site seeing...

It's time for me to start my yearly spring tour of this beautiful country. Where are some of your favorite Canadian travel destinations?

@UnitedCanucks26 @VetCanuck 🇨🇦

There is approximately 14.6 million Canadian users on Twitter as of early 2026. 🇨🇦 #Canadians Hello 👋 my fellow Canucks. Are you one of them? If you're seeing this, drop a 🍁 & retweet to find more of us.

@mollysmith_4 @amy13walsh Ya, my wife educated me on this some time ago. I really try not to use the term "girls "...

I really do appreciate @amy13walsh bringing up the importance of language and not using the word 'girls' when referring to the women/players.

@CharlieDayQuote Mac

More likely to cry at a movie: Mac or Charlie?