Le-Um Dug-In

@Philly_Mays You should try pushing @DoubleVodkaDon screwing offshore bookies over based on his position with Barstool. Bet it would do numbies

I’m trying to push for pmt to lead with Cristopher Sanchez tomorrow. It’s not going well.

lmfao Neto is a beast.

What if I told you I bet on a team that is getting no hit through 8 innings and isn't losing?

@MaggioreKevin So now it’s “I don’t have an audience so my takes don’t matter”? Have some integrity brother. Stand by what you say. I don’t tune in either but I’m on twitter as is much of your hopeful fan base you hope to accrue to assemble the type of career you imagine. As I said, grow up.

@DougieDuggs Not sure many people are tuning in to the Felger and Mazz show to hear Red Sox hot takes from Kevin Maggiore

I only look at the weather on days that I play golf and I didn't golf today so I'm not taking a look at the weather.

@MaggioreKevin @bigjimmurray This is such cunty shit. Take a look at the weather you raigbaiting bitch. You so desperate for clicks and views you’re u willing to support your home team even when they’re reasonable. Grow up

Translation: We told the MLB we still want to sell beer and food so we asked them to make the decision to postpone the game at 6:30

@ryenarussillo @DonnieDoesWorld Some spoiled Martha’s Vineyard shit here

Every seat at that office sucks. Great time other than the seats.

@BFW Is that just audio of Zach Bryan giving top? Or him dishing out top? I know it’s either or, just need clarification. Thanks.

My listening habits have changed. All I’m listening to currently is Zach Top. All I care about listening to is Zach Top. I’ve grilled twice this weekend just so I can sit outside in the sun and listen to Zach Top.

@espn your MLB broadcast has plummeted for years. Most recent addition of this analytics nerd who sounds like a legit AI robot is by far the worst. FIGURE IT OUT

@KutterIsKing Guy is gonna somehow parlay this into a 20yr SNB commentary slot

Nice to see VolpE6 hasn’t skipped a beat

@d00gs @Billyhottakes I think it's more shocking that half the participants are outed sexual deviants! @HardFactorPat always has his finger on the pulse!

The most shocking thing from this clip is Billy’s mustache. God I miss you @Billyhottakes

@tysonm916912649 @PmtStats Vrabel is known to have huge dong. I think she's more of a sniper than an infantryman

@DougieDuggs @PmtStats Lmao There has to be other coaches and GMs who have been inside Pussni , we just don't have solid information yet. She's the NFLs town bicycle.

You’ll never guess Dianna Russini’s answer. In front of Vrabel no less

@LucasGuido13 kick that fucking rat out

We (very incorrectly) tried to throw Meek Phil a bone and he threw it right back at us How do you not comprehend that spitting on someone is wrong?

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @StoolBaseball Lighting the join was *chef's kiss*

Mets lose 11th straight

@barstoolsports Wtf is this garbage?

We deleted a prior post of a viral video making light of a reporter seemingly using AI to come up with a question at press conference. At the time of posting we didn’t realize this reporter was recovering from a stroke. In light of that we decided to delete it.

@ochoforelli_ @reedt4723 hell ya, blowin brain

@DougieDuggs @reedt4723 His brain will create the first black hole from having it blown too hard

Vibes are high. Such a nice night. Taking Pete’s skateboard for the first time this year to my favorite chocolate store while listening to I’m on fire by Bruce Springsteen. Felt like I should tweet this

@tylermilliken_ @SmittyOnMLB Cools dude get used to it. You’re a professional athlete. This happens to ppl waiting in line for a smoothie/blowjob on a daily basis. Grow the fuck up

Jarren Duran told @SmittyOnMLB that he flipped the fan off because the fan told him to go kill himself. Happened with another fan in Cleveland last April.

@DukeMBB Suck it

14-0 RUN ⛽️ (40th "kill shot" of the year)