Douglas Banger🍀🇻🇦

@BROKENBRITAIN0 I do the exact same thing tbf to them

🚨Meanwhile, in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Jabba the f*cking hut!" A Scottish man confronts a migrant family of thieves in a supermarket who caught swapping the labels on expensive foods with cheaper barcodes. Of course, when confronted, they claimed they couldn't speak English.

The walking dead

Get these savage zombies off the pitch 🤬

@KevinScott1872 Can’t. My phone was in a tub up at the bar

@DouglasBanger Unsure, may I phone a friend?

50,000 Japanese people disappear every year. True or false (pub quiz question)

@IdeguchiBelt That’s cheating

@DouglasBanger Dunno mate just use google

Ulster loyalists hear Andrew Windsor arrested 😂😂

@JohnDonald32650 @Rangers_Spares_ Jobby patter

@Rangers_Spares_ If that's a Babybel he's catching that.

Schmeichel might be the worst keeper in Scotland btw. Shoot right at him and you score 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Schmeichel needs to stop jestermaxxing

@Gerard_D_ We look alike mate

Sevco are god awful.

@ibroxstands Dafty

@KevinScott1872 It’s a dog mate

@DouglasBanger Pussy warming

Heartwarming

@MadMentalTim @McKinnz88 Scum cunt

A picture says a thousand words. Look at this neutral referee !

@ScotRail My dad left me on the train when I was 6 and haven’t seen him since

🐈 Anyone missing a kitten? This wee soul was found onboard one of our services, if you've left them behind by accident, please get in touch with us directly, so we can look to get them back to you. Rest assured, it's a little frightened, but safe and sound.

@Eddie1972 @TamseIIicsonIII Nae way mate how’d you figure that out stupid dafty

@TamseIIicsonIII 15 year old tweet.

Nancy sacked

@sayersy72 @SBR1888 😂😂😂that’s patter mate, don’t quit your day job

@SBR1888 That was noncey speeding trying to get 3 points!! 😂😂😂