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@gkittle46 That’s Los Angeles Stadium. Not Sofi.

Also this grass looks great on Sofi’s field… wonder if we could get that all season

USA USA USA

It is quite obvious Luinder Avila is not a smart man. I’ll take intelligent pitching over “stuff”.

@Royals Blake Mitchell and a portion of @MikeTrout contract. @Angels Works for both parties.

“I fucking love this shit” - Lucas Erceg

@JomboyMedia Unfortunately Q was born without a personality.

Royals manager Matt Quatraro was ejected seemingly for arguing that the pitcher balked when he did not appear to come set before a pickoff attempt at second base

@QuintonLucasKC You’re celebrating too early. They haven’t said yes yet. HEYHEYHEYHEY all you want once there’s a mutual agreement in place. A lot of other cities around the country willing to pony up more than 600mm.

@DouglasFresh777 Consider whether someone then voting on incentives worth hundreds of millions of dollars over thirty years was also actively watching the game.

HEYHEYHEYHEY!!!!

@QuintonLucasKC You of all people should know that the timing and perception is terrible. #HEYHEYHEYHEY is what they say after a Royals win. It’s like bringing a birthday cake to someone in the hospital that was just in a horrific car accident.

@DouglasFresh777 ✍🏾

@McKenzieMNelson @KSHB41 I want to hear the phone call he got from his parents after the game.

#Royals: Carter Jensen overslept and was scratched from today's lineup. Here's what Vinnie Pasquantino had to say about the situation after the game. @KSHB41

@tkelce Got a job at the boutique on the weekends.

Gavin Newsom is doing his best Barack Obama impression with this speech.

If Max Scherzer gets the win tonight, which team’s hat does he go in the Hall of Fame wearing?

@_MLFootball You’re going to see this stuff all the time now that sports gambling is so prevalent.

NEWS: #Eagles fans are calling for the team to CUT former first-round cornerback Adoree Jackson after he showed zero effort on this play and got run over. Jackson has been one of the worst defensive backs in the league this season. Time to hang it up 😳

Early Prediction: Carter Jensen will have a better career than Salvador Perez. Future HOFer.

Lugo needs to be investigated. Some shadiness going on here.

@GovTimWalz My prediction is that it was a current or former police officer.

I’ve been briefed this morning on an ongoing situation involving targeted shootings in Champlin and Brooklyn Park. The Minnesota Department of Public Safety and local law enforcement are on the scene. We will share more information soon.

Can @ScottJenningsKY and @abbydphillip just fuck and get on with it? The sexual tension is obvious.

@elonmusk Please make the government open source.

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS EXACT SCRIPT PLAYING OUT??!