Cassandra Curates Calamity

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Cassandra Curates Calamity

@DovedSimon

happy Swiftie, freaked out American

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Cassandra Curates Calamity@DovedSimon·15 Eyl

@jenmercieca @charles_gaba I never forget this tweet ... “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.” ~Erin Keane~ salon.com/2018/10/01/wel…

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Anonymous@YourAnonNews·3h

Mamdani just unlocked the rarest political achievement, actually scaring a final boss.

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Bear@Beargirl_1·1d

Carl Jung was right when he said that if a man does not face his shadow by age 35 he will not improve. He will calcify. His defense will become his personality.

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Tim Miller@Timodc·5h

Why are armed ICE agents even patrolling Kennebunkport Maine? Are there concerns about MS-13 attacking the Bush Family compound? That county is like 95% white. Susan Collins is funding roving bands of killers in her peaceful coastal hamlets it is totally insane.

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Dem Saints@LDS_Dems·17h

Republicans: I need a concealed carry permit to protect my family! Also Republicans: If an unmarked car with random men in civilian clothes and masks tries running you off the road, just comply!

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The okayest poster there is@ok_post_guy·23h

You will never see a single article like this about Donald Trump. This should be an eternal shame on every member of the media who pretends to be fair and impartial

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: The president of General Motors—Mark Reuss. Great company, hot company. We just ordered a lot of Escalades for security purposes and we do a lot of business with General Electric.

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Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·20h

FACTS: Raphael Warnock (D) defeated Kelly Loeffler (R) by approximately 93,000 votes in 2020. Jon Ossoff (D) defeated David Perdue (R) by approximately 55,000 votes in 2020 The governor and Secretary of State in Georgia were both Republicans at the time.

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Yuliana❤️‍🔥🍯☁️@Yuli_TS_1387·1d

The fact that this also applies to "fans" now.

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Tim Hamilton@TSHamiltonAstro·1d

Your periodic reminder that extra space between sentences has been the standard in English language typography for hundreds of years, pre-dating the typewriter. It’s there because it makes the text easier to read.

The Not So Distant Past@MemoryLaneTime

Just a friendly reminder to my friends older than 42: You don’t have to put 2 spaces after the period anymore. That was for the typewriter era. You're free

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The Skeptic@TheSkepticWiz·1d

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Carrie Coon@carriecoon·1d

Keep this one alive. #Maine #SusanCollins

Covie@covie_93

ICE agents learned their lesson. -Susan Collins

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·2d

>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran >gives up all dignity to pursue it >finally gets war with Iran >watches Iran win >dies

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Shannon Watts@shannonrwatts·1d

“‘Bernie Sanders is the reason that Donald Trump is president,’ Carville said. He argued that the Vermont Independent’s lengthy primary challenge to Clinton swayed voters in battleground states, weakening her prospects in the general election.” thehill.com/homenews/campa…

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Shannon Watts@shannonrwatts·2d

“Patriarchy gives us different expectations and standards for men and women. I mean, does anyone think a woman with no political experience, tattoos and a history of alcohol abuse who said dumb things on the internet would be able to raise tens of millions of dollars and become a major party Senate candidate?" pressherald.com/2026/07/12/pla…

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SS@ss_scmb·2d

TMZ got us all hyped up over a DC team that was suppose to be exposing swamp rats and have completely failed us on Mitch McConnell and his Chinese spy wife..

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𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎@MeliMels99·2d

Hi, Friends. Feel free to use this as a response to anyone clutching their pearls at your jubilation over the expiration of the Senator from South Carolina

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Cassandra Curates Calamity@DovedSimon·2d

@0liviajulianna SAME!!!!

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Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️@0liviajulianna·2d

I’ve never been so glad to have crippling insomnia

Pop Base@PopBase

U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) has died at the age of 71.

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Dan Savage@fakedansavage·2d

Maybe Scott Jennings can get Lindsey Graham on the phone to confirm the death of Lindsey Graham?

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Cassandra Curates Calamity@DovedSimon·2d

@TruueDiscipline Popper incident.

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True Discipline@TruueDiscipline·2d

What was Lindsey Graham's cause of death? (wrong answers only)

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Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)@hollowearthterf·3d

Millennial and zoomer men might be the worst men to have ever existed, all the hostile sexism of the men before them, none of money or work ethic or sense of chivalry, just greedy useless pirates

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Caroline Sunshine@CSUNSHINE·2d

I spoke to Jennings for about 20 min this morning. He’s still recovering from our debate on CNN. We talked about IRAN and how I was right about everything. I told him I want to see him recover and get back out there as soon as possible.

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@0liviajulianna @TruueDiscipline @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA