Karl Doyle

Hey friends. Suspect my Twitter account was hacked, so changing my old handle (password too, of course!) from @karldoyle999 to @DoylerTweets, should you be in the least bit bothered. Which you’re probably not, but just sayin'... some very dodgy likes came from my account #notme

@SlenderSherbet He looks well trained, in fairness. Sorry...

Me: Why am I always broke? Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

@buitengebieden Luke Skywalkies

The force is strong in this one.. 😊

@SlenderSherbet Don't they though? 🙃 Same Teddy... 12 years 'wiser'

They grow up so fast.

@chrisobriens @ThomasDolby Terry Lewis and Jimmy Jam produced? All the rage around that year

@ThomasDolby Great single, love the production and vocal.

The Human League's 1986 hit single 'I'm Only Human' seems to be a bit like Marmite--you either love it or hate it. Where do YOU stand?

@SlenderSherbet Well spotted.

This is a bit of a long shot because I normally post animal stuff but if you know anyone who is missing this pair of black socks could you let them know?

@RoyCurtis68 It's even harder than you expect it might be, Roy. But that's life... I suppose

A column on heartache. After the second parent dies, the agony of selling the family home. Closing the door on the house I grew up in for the last time was harder than lowering mam's coffin into the grave  irishmirror.ie/news/news-opin…

@Bamfordgolf Condolences to you and your family Steve

Golf Betting System Podcast We won’t be releasing a podcast episode this week due to a Bamford family bereavement. Thanks for your understanding and continued support, we’ll be back next week.

@jaythechou PAWS

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

@SlenderSherbet By Ropurrrrrta Flack.

🎶"The first time, ever I clawed your face"🎶

@SlenderSherbet That's the marriage deal. For richer or purrer etc

When my wife says one thing, then another, then denies both and it ends up being my fault.

@SlenderSherbet Same...

"I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today"

Join me in wishing Meesh @BaliAid a very Happy Birthday for today. She'll be working, as she does seven days a week, every week. The only present she would want is for a little help covering the rent. Please donate any amount you can spare or at the very least share this post for me. Thank you ❤️

@SlenderSherbet The Fourth Horseman of the Apurrcalypse

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse. And its rider's name was Death.

@SlenderSherbet The Death Star of Bethlehem

"I find your lack of festive cheer disturbing"

@SlenderSherbet "Spot light on James Brown y'all...🎵"

🎶"IT MASTIFF BEEN LOVE, BUT IT'S ROVER NOW"🎶

@SlenderSherbet Soz.

@DoylerTweets Karl.

"JUST TELL US WHO THE GOOD BOY IS DAMMIT"

@kevinmarkham I'd say that was taken on an iFawn 17. Sorry... I'll get me coat...

⛳️🏌🏻‍♂️Golf Pic Competition Time🏌🏻‍♂️⛳️ Show me your favourite smartphone pic that you took on the golf course this year Winner - to be selected by the GP (general public) - will get some goodies.

@SlenderSherbet The pussword...

Me trying to remember the password I just fucking changed.

@SlenderSherbet "You'll never stop me playing my drum kitty, fool!"

*You sound asleep* Your cat at 3am: