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I also left my wallet in the uber last night and am unable to get it back. Guess what race he is. Hint: he’s claiming he doesn’t have my wallet.

I caught @Yung_Richard_ being unable to stand on his own last night so I bought him a tequila shot. #oops #sorryrich

I have the leakiest bum today.

Just remembered I nose guzzled a pile of bam bam powder that I stumbled across in the bathroom last night. #columbiancold for the kid this morning

Let the games begin. @GeraldMacphee @chedbombcharlie

@th3chos3nrac3 niggas be noggering, right? @Yung_Richard_

@th3chos3nrac3 and I caught this wild one today doing wild things. As they do. I personally would never be in a position that I’m filling a trash bag with gas.

I am absolutely extremely baked right now and I’m trying to figure out how the sensation of heat works like scientifically

@Yung_Richard_ your car getting towed

Deuce ferd @Yung_Richard_

@jlewington95 The view John. It’s about the view. Do you know how many frosh eat those eggs?

Nothing good has ever come from dining hall eggs

Going out with 30 dollars. Someone buy me a drink.

@Yung_Richard_ Allegedly it is. So I’ve heard at least.

Being hit with the biggest dilemma of all time right now. Continue playing d3 #lax next year after all my friends graduate or be a #narp with a serious coke problem and slight erectile dysfunction. Decisions decisions.

I wish I had a greater fan base than just @Yung_Richard_ #followme #tweetingatghosts

@Yung_Richard_ Let’s make it a good one rich

@Yung_Richard_ I’d like to apologize to both you and the lady for this incident. I’d tell you it won’t happen again but I gave up lying for lent

@Yung_Richard_ let me pee all over the uber last night #ferd

@Yung_Richard_ Hard fought match today. Trying to sell consultants to a women who’s actively making my pants tighter is tough.