🦷 DR. A. FUTTERMAN 🪥

drafutterman.straw.page 💉 (MOSTLY) UNSERIOUS ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT.

THIS IS NOT OKAY

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY DOING.

REMEMBER TO BRUSH IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO ALREADY 👋 🪥🦷

@horseball MUST

@horseball YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. SOMETHING MIST BE DONE

FOOD $200 DATA $150 RENT $800 TOOTHPASTE $3,600 UTILITY $150 SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME BUDGET THIS MY FAMILY IS IN SHAMBLES

we all fat and gay💀

@theidolboy EVERYTIME I OPEN THIS APP I SEE NOTHING BUT OBSCENITIES 🚫🚫🚫

can you lot keep your clothes on...?

BREAKING NEWS: Mother Gooseberry reportedly found DESTROYING Toy Factory merchandise. When asked why she stated “It’s disgusting what they’re doing to my daddy.” More information on her DASTARDLY claims soon

@TheDoctorOrders I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO.

@DrAFutterman Oh I KNOW you aren’t talking 😒

Taking a little longer to stir the sugar in my coffee. Workplace drama is so fun…I’m not nosey. Just curious. #outlasttwt #outlasttrials

FUCKING THE TOOTH GUY FOR TEETH

LEANED FORWARD TO LOOK AT SOMETHING AND FELT A SHARP PAIN IN MY BACK . AM I BEING PUNISHED ?

@FUTTERMANIACHR DAMN YOU PHYLIS ! !

@DrAFutterman But Daddy...

Who's going to take me in the FutterCine divorce... ☹️

I NEED $500 AND SHOE POLISH REMOVER FOR A SPECIAL EVENT

@FUTTERMANIACHR NO NO NO 😡 WE ARE NOT TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THIS ...

@DrAFutterman You're staying together after all ? 😃

@theidolboy //HE REMINDS ME OF A SAD LITTLE WET BABY BIRD 🥰

//ooc//"Erik would be this!" "Erik would be that!" no. Erik would be a (baby) pigeon

@AllCareHarmony_ I WON'T BE COMPLAINING 😡 I CAN HANDLE MY OWN BONES THANK YOU

@DrAFutterman I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU COMPLAINING AROUND THEN!

I like men😁!

@AllCareHarmony_ I DIDNT WANT YOU TO FIX MY BONES ANYWAY 🙄😡

@DrAFutterman who said i was going in your office? i don't need it! 🤨 If ya' ever break a bone better call someone else!!

@AllCareHarmony_ ALRIGHT FINE 😡 I COULD USE A NAP MAYBE 🛌 😪

@DrAFutterman No need to be shy! Go take a nap🙂‍↕️..