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@Gabriele_Corno Then he ate her.

This Chihuahua found and brought home what looked like a stray puppy……

@ClipNasa It must be real because that kind of video could never be faked.

Newly Released UFO Footage Shows Object Disappearing in a Flash 🛸⚡👀

Who speaks for Earth if Aliens arrive?

@valuetainment Notice how this bullshit has zero by way of imagination. Yes they are all upright beings with legs, arms and heads with eyes. Blah blah. Alien life could exist in a form we don’t even recognise as life. Pure energy. Or whatever. But all we get is little green men.

Former CIA and Pentagon contractors claim that a recovered UFO wreckage contained four specific types of alien species: Grays: Small, hairless humanoids with oversized heads and giant, pitch-black almond eyes that are said to communicate entirely through telepathy. Nordics: 7-foot-tall, striking figures with flawless blonde hair and piercing blue eyes who allegedly look so perfectly human they can walk among us completely unnoticed. Reptilians: Tall, bipedal lizard-beings with green scaly skin and vertical slit pupils, rumored to possess shape-shifting abilities. Insectoids: Giant, upright-walking entities resembling a praying mantis, featuring massive multifaceted eyes, long antennae, and a rigid exoskeleton.

@Rossmac212 Most likely AI. But if it isn’t imagine going through life with Hitler’s face. You may as well go the full Hitler with the haircut and toothbrush moustache. Own the Hitler. People shouting “Oi Hitler, where is Himmler?” From passing vans and just nod and salute.

Even without the moustache we still recognise him😂

@ohhanxiety If you’ve got to get up for a piss don’t put the fucking light on Dear.

It's 3am, and you see this How do you react

@Dexerto You are the thing. The watch isn’t the thing. You are not James Bond. Be proud of who you are, Bond is a fictional character who is a psychopath.

Omega has revealed the James Bond inspired Seamaster Diver 300M Chronograph “007 First Light”, which appears in the upcoming game Priced at $9,400

@afneil There is no if so. They are…

So things are so bad after fewer than two years of Labour that we now face wartime price controls and rationing?! Policies introduced then when we faced genuine shortages of essentials. Is that where we’re heading again? If so, Labour is heading for the knackers yard, never to return.

@GameRiot Nice apart from the hideous toothpaste cap at 11. Can they remove this?

The Official 007 First Light Omega Watch Only £8,000

@TheExtremeMusi1 “Pretentious. Moi?”

Describe Sting with 1 word 👇🏻

@piersmorgan @GNev2 Gloat Piers, gloat. No longer the Bridesmaids. Now the blushing brides!! A year of hard gloating ahead. Imagine the gloating intensity if you beat PSG and Spurs go down. It’ll be like everyday is Christmas Day! Good days to be a Gooner!

It’s done now, @GNev2 🤣

@chronopeace It also looks very cheap

持ってないとわからない、AP x Swatch ‘Royal Pop’の特徴7つ。 ①リュウズは反時計回りでゼンマイを巻く。 ②懐中時計フレームは、分かれば手では簡単に外れるが、事故では外れにくくて優秀。 ③初代のバイオセラミックからはかなり質が上がってる。 ④意外と薄いから、腕時計にコンバートしても自然なサイズ。 ⑤125周年のロイヤルオーク懐中時計と全く同じサイズ。 ⑥意図してかは分からないが、ちゃんと縦のヘアライン加工までしてあって、予想よりはちゃんとロイヤルオークしてる。 ⑦若者と女性ウケがめちゃくちゃよい。

@baldassarreted Who in their right mind is purchasing this watch?

Rather than debuting alongside a new Bond film, OMEGA’s latest James Bond Seamaster arrives through the upcoming video game, 007 First Light. Read more here: tinyurl.com/4djaf3bb Created in collaboration with IO Interactive and Amazon MGM Studios, the new Seamaster Diver 300M Chronograph marks the first chronograph within Bond’s Diver 300M lineage, translating the watch used throughout the game directly into reality. The 44mm steel case is paired with a black ceramic bezel and wave dial, while touches of PVD bronze gold and red accents tie back to the visual language of the game. Powered by the Co-Axial Master Chronometer Calibre 9900, the watch arrives on a new NATO strap that reworks the black, grey, and beige palette made famous by the No Time To Die Seamaster, now adapted specifically for the world of First Light.

@RaminNasibov Get everyone dependent on it then the monthly subscription costs come in. Then ramp that up. All in the master plan.

Funny how nobody’s questioning why AI is free.

@sq637nrt The Dracula

今日は58レッド🔴を起用☺️ もともとは秋冬用の補強にって感じだったけど夏場も使えそう笑

@GZRFAeRacqSp028 Feminine.

今回から購入したのはオイスターパーペチュアル41 ラベンダーでした。 #ロレックス

@Scott_Pert @gmpolice If. They have.

If they get away with assaulting female @gmpolice Officers in an INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT then what message will that send?

@Kristinartz Me. My atoms were forged at the beginning of the universe were so I’m 14 billion years older than 40.

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR HOUSE THAT'S OVER 40 YEARS OLD..

@elenadesaa1999 Best of The Beatles

Nombra un álbum donde puedas escuchar todas las canciones de principio a fin sin tener la tentación de saltarte una.

@darrengrimes Nice outfit. Prada. Six grand.

I laughed at “not very British!”. This man is actually saying what most of the country is saying! I can’t believe she actually thinks this is a one-off.