Dr. Bright

People always asks "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRIGHT?!" but they never asks "how are you today Dr. Bright?"

Guess who is now in charge of site 69?

Nevermind, i managed to put it back

God dammit, i faliled the No Poop Dicember

I finally got the N-Word pass

December spoiler: Santa is actually an SCP and i killed it 2 days ago. I'm sorry kids, no more christmas.

So... I won the NNN so i think that a couple of scientists owe me like 5000$

Last day of NNN: I AM GOD

Day 24 of the NNN: I have the proofs that Epstein didn't killed himself

@Mal0Tal0 No, i want a cup of C U M

Lol, there is a containment breach here and i'm having sex with my own hand in the bathroom

My robi-clones army is almost ready? What site we should attack first?

Sorry if i went offline for a bit. Twitter tought thai i was a robot (i'm not kidding) and blocked my account for a few days. Thanks to Twitter, i decided to create an army of Brightbots! P. S. fuck you Twitter.

@Mal0_v1 My gender is "bright"

I love when i take by surprise everyone! "DR. Bright how the fuck you managed to kill everyone inside the facility with only A. FUCKING. RUBBER."

@scp100j @TheRealDrBright Chill, it wasn't my phone: i stole one from the facility guards

@DrBright20 @TheRealDrBright You realize that by saying that, you get your phone stolen, right?

stolen from @TheRealDrBright This is a bad idea

@TheRealDrBright Hell yeah! It's white peepee fluid time!

@BridgersOwen @scp100j @SCP_1004 @TheRealDrBright KONO DIAVOLO DA!

@scp100j @SCP_1004 @TheRealDrBright Vocal percussion on a whole another level! Comming from my mind! Vocal percussion on a whole another level! Comming from my mind! Haaaaaa... We're Golden Wind... Kono me amareri maroreri merare maro

@TheRealDrBright May i help you?

@TheRealDrBright SCP-2521