Dr. Cheese-Waffle, MD

@JonRothstein Definitely not Duke in the 2022 Final Four

@stlydanenjoyer Mikes Hard Lemonade Bag + NC State headcover = 100+ Round

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.

@Burneybear @Reggis_ishere This guy is either gay or retarded. Maybe both

@Reggis_ishere @DrCheeseWaffle bad take

Kona Big Wave is ass beer

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Elite Las Vegas private school eighth graders caught on video brutally R*ping a male classmate on a field trip and pinning him down, using a flute + objects, punching him, and threatening to cut off his penis. Class president & golf champ Vaughn Griffith (15) filmed the whole thing on Snapchat and is now charged as adult. Second teen just certified as adult too.

@cgotterup132 Middle bay. No 9 through 11 haunt me

Earliest tee time for the local public track this Saturday is 3:45….

@starboyxcx “Our yellow sauce on the side is our rock sauce, it’s like a zip sauce” uhhhhhh what?

i love how the first thing she does after telling us not to put the butter onto the stone is touch the butter to the stone

@foodbeast @grok is this real?

Taco Bell just unveiled 20+ new menu items for 2026 🤯 Highlights include: 🍰 Crème Brûlée Crunchwrap Slider 🥧 Baja Midnight Pie 🌮 Cheesy G Sliders 🤩 Three new Mexican Pizzas

@markie_devo This is actually elite

Taco Bell recently hosted Live Más LIVE: A Night at The Palladium, which revealing 20+ menu innovations set to release this year. 📺Catch the event now on Peacock. 🗓️Release dates for items coming soon! (News/Image::Taco Bell) Feeling any of these👇🏻

@dukefbburner More recent Natty + championship appearance bozo

This is the benchmark by the way guys. Not regular season champions, acc tournament champions, national champions. Their benchmark is beating Duke. The most caleb Wilson will have ever done in his college career is go undefeated at home. We chasing bigger shit than that.

@theblockspot UNC - Duke Yankees - Red Sox Cowboys - Eagles

KEEP 3… CUT 8… SPORTS RIVALRIES: • Ohio State - Michigan • Bama - Auburn • Duke - UNC • Celtics - Lakers • Dodgers - Giants • Bears - Packers • Army - Navy • Barcelona - Real Madrid • Texas - Oklahoma • Steelers - Ravens • Yankees - Red Sox Which 3 are you KEEPING?

@jdoobs42 @Daniel_Rapaport I don’t think Rapaport makes those faces on purpose. I think that is just his annoying face

@DrCheeseWaffle @Daniel_Rapaport That’s the point😂

The crossover episode of my dreams. PE GUY x PGA TOUR

@tuffycentral Maybe you should have paid more attention in English class and you could have been on the good guys’ side

Grown ass man going on a Caleb Wilson meat and greet 😂✌️

@ESPNLunardi On Saturday *before* Carolina beat VT, you said they were next up for the 4 seed. Then we won and all the other potential 4 seed contenders lost, and now we *could* ascend to a 5 seed with a win over Clemson tonight. Lunardi is a corrupt fraud who sucks off the SEC

@DukeFansZone @TheFUNK77 @Kenneth3m Sheesh guys get a room

@TheFUNK77 @Kenneth3m I’ll be there😡

Man Duke and UNC have FREE parking on gameday, NC State charges $30? Kiss my fucking ass, I’m gonna finesse

@ESPNLunardi So I guess you aren’t even trying to hide your SEC bias now? Corrupt fraud

@iam_johnw He initiated the contact

How is this not a foul on the Mikel brown drive ? Lmao

@ShaunMorash @YankeesFanEarl You are a huge pussy

@YankeesFanEarl Don’t love your country enough not to use that word. You should be ashamed, that’s pathetic in 2026 man.

Yeah I’m sorry but I love my country more than the Rangers you fat retard

@dukefbburner @HeppKeaghan Didn’t UNC just beat you? And end Coach K’s career? And have the more recent Natty + championship game appearance? What year did you graduate from Duke? Clearly they didn’t equip you with any sort of logical reasoning abilities

@HeppKeaghan The sinking ship that is UNC

If Caleb Wilson can’t save them then a guard who shoots 20% won’t either

@MikeRic63709732 @iDewDis @braden_burcham_ You are a huge pussy

@iDewDis @braden_burcham_ whos we? you are not on the team im pretty sure

Top 5 Most Overrated Teams In College Basketball This Season‼️ 1. Nebraska 2. UCONN 3. North Carolina 4. Purdue 5. Alabama WHO ELSE DID I MISS??

@reed_vial3 @_jordansnell_ This belt is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen