Sheldon Cooper

I do not have to urinate. I am the master of my own bladder.

Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PHD, and SCD. Omg right? I guess that joke was a little too hippy dippy for this crowd.

*knock knock knock* Penny *knock knock knock* Penny *knock knock knock* Penny

A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day. Made of eggs and only appealing for a short period of time.

Bazinga!