Stacey Borg

Japanese chefs are actually skilled enough to fillet a Switch cart, removing the noxious casing and leaving only a delicious silicon morsel.

What did Dracula call his cute daughter? Blair.

@meladoodle Classic Norwich

Bless this Norwich hotel room, I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to be nude at a mall.

@SteelSeriesANZ Forgot the 5 leap days!

We turned 25. 9,125 days. From basement LANs to sold‑out arenas, you’ve been with us for every clutch, every comeback, every GG. Now it’s our turn to give back. We’re dropping 25 gifts this year. Stay locked for giveaways — hint: 25th of the month. #SteelSeries25 #ForGlory

“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

SALE ENDS SOON! Week 2 of release and we've shipped 8 updates. All my graphic design energy is being put into the game.

@manfightdragon I like to imagine the player complaining was using Eddy, and just hitting the two kick buttons over and over again.

@manfightdragon Grow up Lance. Seriously.

@DaveMilbo “ BIN CHICKENS BONKING”

In Australia we have signs that tell you when the birds are fucking

The Best Competitive Pinball Moments of 2025 bit.ly/4pY1g6t

@manfightdragon The red Shapes dust just slides right off (or blends into the tacky artwork).

I unboxed this on stream the other day but I gotta show youse this hideous Xbox I bought off a friend that he won in a competition. He sold it to me super cheap cause he had no interest in it. Amazing. My first Xbox Series X console lol

@CryptoWendyO I don’t remember Jake having his hands up at any stage of this fight.

Ok. I see why everyone is talking about the Anthony Joshua fight. The boxer in me is pleased with this outcome. Hands never go down no matter how hard you are getting plowed ✨

Nope. lol.

Jake’s tongue trying to remind AJ to hold back.

Even AJ’s half shots are hurting Jake Paul more than Jake’s full strength right hands.

the sexual tension between geoff keighley and miss piggy at the game awards was potentially the highest frequency of sexual energy ever recorded inside the game awards

@atrupar The way Glasheen moved his hands when trying to answer those questions tells you everything you need to know. He had literally nothing to back up anything he claimed.

GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered? GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now THOMPSON: What does that mean?

@JacobJanerka This looks so much like a Shitscared sketch from The Late Show I thought you were Rob Sitch for a second.

Watch Devolver punish me for not meeting my publisher deadlines.

SURPRISE!!!! 🔥🐶🔥 Dogpile is OUT NOW!!

Met a legend today. @sonic_hedgehog

@georgieparker Say Fujitsu!

Anyone need a new air-conditioning unit? I know a guy!