Daniel Goldstein

My thoughts: Human Gene Editing: CRISPRs, Designer Babies, Eugenics, and Healing the Sick- bit.ly/1IVeLbB

@panagis21 Lookin sharp!

For today’s meeting, someone said my attire matches my hair. I… don’t know if this is a compliment. Will run it by my 11 year old 🤦‍♂️

@LynnSosnoskie Well on your way to a 5’s style bee hive!!

Slept on wet hair. I look like I’m wearing a fur hat. How is this even possible?

@marklewismd 😂

“As per my last Cu-neiform …”

@AshleyGWinter Yup…. Professional pediatric opinion: very cute!!

❤️👶

@1Chillwind @AshleyGWinter And you avoid that weird rubber hot-water bottle smell!! Plus toy get baby keppie smell instead!

@AshleyGWinter I love how newborns are like little hot water bottles when you hold them in the winter.

The world seems worse and worse and I feel less inclined to post as time goes on but here is my little son's delicate hand. It's so soft and expressive & I hope seeing it makes your day slightly better.

@DrLindseyFitz Great topic!

@acweyand No… now I’m the last one…

Am I the last one to know that if you are on FaceTime and make a thumbs up or a heart with your hands that those emojis appear?!

@DrLindseyFitz Wow- that’s really creepy.

@sonodoc99 @SPuro88 Don’t be silly- the system has now been totally optimized… For billing Medicare… but still, you have to admit, it IS optimized!!!!

@SPuro88 Pity this is satire gomerblog.com/2014/07/electr…

Got routine screening labs for my annual PCP appointment. Lab values resulted to MyChart at 6:30am, I promptly sent a series of messages at 6:31am asking why all the values weren’t green and it’s 7:30 and I haven’t heard back. Healthcare is a nightmare!!!!!

@DissanaikeMD Global- I remember them as cookies AND sundry/sewing/button boxes as far back as my great grandparents!! We have several in various brands using identical shaped tins.

@LynnSosnoskie At least you have internal gonads….

This hell site will probably crash and burn, so I don’t mind sharing this. I plan to run without pants on. In February. In New York. And you can donate to the cause. my.cupids.org/fundraiser/506…

@mtgreenee This is right in there with two idiotic football players I watched (not dissing all football players- these guys were just dim bulbs) arguing about whether airplanes could fly over water… (they decided the answer was no). The depth of your ignorance is astounding.

The Earth spins at roughly 1,000 miles per hour. We have no idea we are even moving. Don’t ever let anyone tell you God’s not real.

@SanhoTree Panda-monium!!!

It only took millions of years of evolution, but I present to you nuisance bears.

@RyanMarino Bluefentanil, closely related to sulfentanil…

@amyalkon I already feel that way about Florida, and I haven’t even seen the alligator. But I HAVE seen the governor…

Run screaming out of Florida and never come back.

@SteveCurryMD A

A. Status epilepticus. Fellows: What is the genus of this plant (U.S.)? What is the toxin? What is the mechanisms of action?

@SteveCurryMD Zinc or Aluminum Phosphide —> phosphine

MedTox Fellows: Name the likely rodenticide. wpxi.com/news/local/int…

@MaryannCorbett Once the baby is bronzed, it’s a lot harder to put the shoes on cuz the toes and ankles will not move. (And BTW I know what you mean, but I’m 68. Leather shoes have largely disappeared and I have no idea if you can bronze crocks or tennis shoes!)

@KHefferon Septema Maxima

Magnificent Seven

@DGlaucomflecken Nature’s way of telling you ophthalmologists are too small!

First time in Phoenix. Cacti are too big.