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Rio Riojas

@DrDecide

Standup Comedian and Actor.

East Lansing, MI Katılım Ocak 2012
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MLFootball@MLFootball·
GUESS WHICH #NFL WIDE RECEIVER THIS IS…? 🤯🤯🤯
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
@Girlpatriot1974 I’m happy she’s scared to be honest. Be very afraid of what the consequences of tyranny brings
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Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅
Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅@Girlpatriot1974·
An Auburn, Washington mother was irate upon learning that her daughter's middle school (Olymic Middle school) permitted their students to protest Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) during school hours.
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@Raindropsmedia1 Cat literally sprayed the door outside in front of her and she didn’t even notice
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Rain Drops Media
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1·
Woman says she’s exposing her boyfriend for being heartless and insensitive because he won’t let her give a homeless stray cat a place to stay at his house, amid their ongoing toxic relationship that’s coming to an end. Thoughts? 🤔🐈 🏠
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
@RayHarrington Hopefully you are back for Boy Crimez! If you left because my submission draft was terrible, I’ll rewrite it. Swear to god
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Ray Harrington@RayHarrington·
@DrDecide Appreciate that! Sorry for the bummer news. Hope to have some more stuff soon!
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
I fell into a loop of rereading a book series over and over and over again. I’m just getting back to my regular podcasts and come to find out one of my favorite pods list 1/3 of its hosts. @RayHarrington thanks for the all the memories. #RIP
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
Let’s get me to 1000 followers. Can Twitter do that?
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
Joke about ICE 🧊
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
I am a comedian from Michigan. Please follow me.
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Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Zohran Mamdani just did the EXACT SAME gesture as Elon Musk When Elon does it, it's a "Nazi salute." When communist Zohran does it, the media is silent. The media is the enemy of the people.
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@TONYxTWO Buddy doesn’t know the constitution and it shows
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TONY™@TONYxTWO·
“How the f*ck do you get sworn in as an American mayor in an American city, New York, on a f*cking Quran? How do you swear allegiance to America from a Quran?” Good question 🤔
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
MDD and is crazy. I try very hard to avoid these pits. Where the light seems like it’s always just out of reach. Me with a constant facade. I’ll never leave though. I fought too hard to still be here. #depression
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
@sundayjeff I miss Comic Book Men. Still watch it lmao if it never got cancelled we all know who’d be running that shit and it ain’t poopsonfloors Magee over there hold Ming hostage with a gun behind the camera. Sales would probably be up to boot
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booyah@sundayjeff·
Tesd doesn’t know Mike ? I thought he was the insecure, unfunny forgettable fifth wheel on comic book men ? No?
Ming Chen@mingchen37

Could this be considered a Christmas Miracle? Some people believed it would never happen (well at least one guy did) - a couple years ago I accused Mike Zapcic of pooping on the floor at NYCC (bleedingcool.com/comics/someone…) It went more viral than I thought it would & he wasn’t too happy. Recently I went in apologize for the post & resolve everything. My apologies @michaelzapcic & the official apology here.

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The Figen@TheFigen_·
Mother of 2 kids shows the difference in size between her formula fed baby and breast fed baby.
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
Tap here to help me get products on TikTok for $0! You can also join me for a chance to get your favorite TikTok Shop products for free! Terms & Conditions apply. tiktok.com/d/1/ZPHwsSKo7U… #free
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God forbid I want people to speak English in America.
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
@aidannonx Yeah because of people like you. God does forbid you wanting people to speak English
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
Let me find a Giants fan so I can whoop their ass #onepride
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
I was in the Batman vs Superman movie
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Rio Riojas@DrDecide·
I really wish the Detroit Lions would have added to our OL. If Goff is the guy then give him what he needs. Two rookies on the OL is not going to cut it.
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