Dr. Lockerty
353 posts


25 year old man explaining to his parents how how 3mg Spearmint Zyns in his pocket aren’t his and he “holds onto them for his friends” #moveout
#grownman #whydidwephuckingbunt
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Stewardess gave me a free drink for “having a good sense of humor” #stillgotit #thankyouillhaveanother #planehuzz
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Tom Brady is coming out of retirement, sort of, to join Saquon Barkley, Christian McCaffrey, CeeDee Lamb, Maxx Crosby, Rob Gronkowski, Sauce Gardner Myles Garrett and others for the Fanatics Flag Football Classic - a competitive flag football tournament taking place during Riyadh Season in Saudi Arabia on March 21, 2026. It will be Brady's first football action since retiring three years ago. Pete Carroll, Sean Payton and Kyle Shanahan will be coaching the three teams.
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@DanGambleAI Saquon Barkley 70+ Rushing Yards
Ceedee Lamb 5+ Receptions
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🔋🏈 NFL BANK BUILDER IS BACK!
Hit ❤️ if you’re joining the challenge!
The NFL is back, so is my Bank Builder.
Six bets, $50 to $1,000, starting tomorrow.
🔔 Alerts on is a must.

TrashCanDan@FinFan813
@DanGambleAI You are the f-ing man!
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@CaptWren_knee @TheFFBallers @John_Fanta @ProFootballTalk @FFB_WarRoom @TheTwoThreeTurn Genuinely sent this to multiple groupchats to get absolutely shredded, it might literally be the worst team of all time
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Can someone tell me if this is good? @TheFFBallers @John_Fanta @ProFootballTalk @FFB_WarRoom @TheTwoThreeTurn . Please be honest

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Dude 4 days, 4 Chipolte Honey Chicken Meals. The fuck am I doing. #aaronjudge2+bases #sonnygray5Ks #PanthersML
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Shoutout #Titleist for making their new balls look like range balls
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@rowdytellezbian @waklerson Take that 2 run dinger to da dome buddy
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@DrDoc343 @waklerson He is not winning the cy you delusional Philly resident
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@rowdytellezbian @waklerson Christopher Sanchez is on the Phillies?
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@waklerson We have the NL cy young and I’m supposed to be upset about it?
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#Queso from chipotle tastes like shit, makes you feel like shit, and makes you shit your brains out the next day.
Why do people buy it?
Why are the workers always asking if I want queso?
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